need to pass a piss test in oct.

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teebeekahuna

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I have been dry since end of april. i have a job coming up sometime in oct. I have some schwaggy bud at my house, i harvested it too early. but my 30x mag glass is showing some nice crystals.. if i go out RIGHT NOW and smoke enough to get a nice buzz, and not do any after that, how long you think it will take to piss clean? i weigh 225, am 5'8' and i really have not smoked anything since end of april
 
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teebeekahuna

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teebeekahuna said:
I have been dry since end of april. i have a job coming up sometime in oct. I have some schwaggy bud at my house, i harvested it too early. but my 30x mag glass is showing some nice crystals.. if i go out RIGHT NOW and smoke enough to get a nice buzz, and not do any after that, how long you think it will take to piss clean? i weigh 225, am 5'8' and i really have not smoked anything since end of april
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addendum: i was gonna make cannabutter out of the lot of it, but the crystals make me think i might get a buzz by smoking it
 
Oskilatah

Oskilatah

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you can smoke up untill the day before your test if you have some AZO STANDARD.
azo standard is for a womans like....urinary tract infection or some shit.
but if you take 4 of them the morning before and drink a shit ton of water you should be straight when you piss a normal color again.
it doesn't rid your body of toxins it just completely cleans your bladder
 
CrispyFried

CrispyFried

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There are two ways to pass...worked for me...Drink a shit load of water right before the test...start about two hours prior. You will be hurting a little bit afterwards but you should be pissing mostly water. If you wanted to not drink 2-3 gallons of water in two hours, try a cup of white vinegar 30 min before going in...that also should do the trick...however the key is to get the vinegar down.
 
46and2

46and2

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No offense you've been waiting since April,and if it's important to you to pass,what's another week or so?I'm sure there's several here that can tell ya several ways to pass(including myself)And I'll tell ya if that's what ya really want to do. But your so close to the finish line.What's the sense it'll be there when your ready.Good things come to those who wait.
 
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Bob Smith

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46and2 said:
No offense you've been waiting since April,and if it's important to you to pass,what's another week or so?I'm sure there's several here that can tell ya several ways to pass(including myself)And I'll tell ya if that's what ya really want to do. But your so close to the finish line.What's the sense it'll be there when your ready.Good things come to those who wait.
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For real, especially if the weed's not even that good.

No brainer, just wait and puff it the fugg down after your test.
 
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teebeekahuna

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Bob Smith said:
For real, especially if the weed's not even that good.

No brainer, just wait and puff it the fugg down after your test.
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yah, you are right. i just miss puffing. job is not gauranteed, though. it is one of those union things, where the hall says ' got a big job coming up in oct.' I've dealt with unions enough to know that that last statement is one of the 4 biggest lies.
the last time i had to test, i had smoked a joint 3 weeks before the test. i used a product call "jazz', but i don't know if i would trust that product if i had to use it in less than 3 weeks time. fuck it, i'll just wait until i take the pre-employment drug screen. after that, there is 'random' testing, but if i get in good with the front office types, at least, i'll get a day's notice.
When teh rest of my crop comes in. i'll be sitting on more than a pound of good skunky weed, i won't even have to smoke the schwag. thx for all the advice
 
IAm5toned

IAm5toned

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well a big factor is that youve NOT been smoking.... that means the thc will stay in your system longer. the reason being that peoples bodies that smoke on a regular basis metabolize the compound faster than people thatt only smoke rarely. this has been proven.

i wouldnt do it... your smoking window to pass the test ended sometime in early to mid august, and unless you know your body good enough to flush it at the right time with the right stuff in my opinion its just too risky.
or you can do what i do smoke a big fatty before the test to settle yer nerves, and use this:
(its never let me down. i get mine from my local head shop)
http://www.shellshock420.com/catalogue2/index.php?productID=151
 
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