Need to pass a drug test

heyguy901

Well-Known Member
Hey guys, I have a drug test coming up probably in a few days, this will be administered through a clinic. I bet the detox cleanse kits work at your office drug test, but i'm going in for a piss test at a medical clinic. I'm not a heavy smoker, more like a smoke on the weekends kind of guy, if that. This past weekend I did smoke quite a bit, but that for me is like 2-3x's a day. I just need something that with out a doubt will work, because not only do i desperately need a job, but a friend who is a manager is getting me a job and i just don't want to burn that bridge or tarnish his resume. any help? what detox cleansing products have worked for you in that type of environment (going to a clinic)
 

Subu

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All I've ever tried is drinking 2litres or about half a gallon of water 30minutes before you arrive, then drinking a SHIT load of juice to make your piss yellow.. you can piss before the test still but make sure you drink a fuck ton of water.

My piss came out nearly fully clear still because i didn't drink enough juice (just had a glass or 2 before i left) and they said it'd probably reject so they tested it for proteins with some chemical strip but it passed.. so i recommend lots of juice to keep it yellow, probably cranberry although too much will give it away too

As for detox kits.. i believe some work & some don't however I'd never put something that toxic into my body..

edit: and of course as you have a few days still you should run til you sweat heavily every day if you'd like to increase your odds of passing.
 

heyguy901

Well-Known Member
well I went ahead and bought some synthetic urine that comes on a belt with a heating pad. It's from Dr. Green and it's called Superhero.
 

Playhouse

Member
Hey guys. I'm a newer user. I read a lot of posts, but I think this is my first post. I wanted to share my drug testing story with everyone who is in a similar position as i know reading other's stories and advice made it easier for me to sleep at night.

I moved to Colorado Springs two months ago. I had been applying to jobs like Walmart, Target, hardware stores and places of that nature. I had been clean for about three months. I had a rough time finding a 9 to five so I did construction work to make money. It had been going good and paying the bills; I thought i might as well smoke, because I sure didn't need to test for independent construction. Its the one true benefit of being self employed.

I got an interview and it caught me off guard. The job has medical, dental, vision, 401k, I couldn't resist. I wasn't smoking enough to be a chronic user, but it was enough to frighten me. The company requires a ten panel 35190n.
1.Amphetamine
2. Cocaine
3. Marijuana
4.Opiates
5. PCP
6. Methamphetamine
7.Barbiturates
8.Benzodiazepines
9. Methadone
10. Propoxyphene


I'm 6'3” 200 lbs and have a pretty fast metabolism. I'm not a body builder, but I have a nice tone to my muscles.


I am currently taking 20mg Adderall daily, and have been for two months. My employer said they would call and verify my prescription, then retest with the new parameters.

The previous week, I had burned through an 1/8th. six days before my test I had smoked a joint. I had two days to prepare. I imminently went to Dollar General and picked up two marijuana tests strips, for $2. Don't waste 20 bucks at Walmart. I started drinking a lot of water at about 9am and taking B12. I filled up an empty 64oz grape juice bottle and made myself drink it before bed. I avoided all physical activity, I know it was overkill, but when its you that has to test, everything that seems like a good idea makes you feel a little less worried.

Reliable sources say this is unnecessary,and just to drink a lot on the day of, but I did this to see if my diluted pee would pass or not. making it less stressful and to see what it would take to make my pee yellow. . My first strip came back negative. but it was as clear as glass. Even with four doses of B12. I couldn't get it yellow, so I started eating a lot of food, after dinner, I ate three hamburgers from Wendy's that night, a few bowls of ramen and a banana. I was uncomfortably full, but My pee was yellow before bed. The next morning I woke up at 8:30, had my morning pee, an abnormally long pee., My test was at 1pm. I ate a giant breakfast of eggs, bacon, toast and potatoes. A glass of milk and a glass of orange juice, and six b12 pills and my adderall. I filled up that 64 oz juice jug with water and started drinking as soon as I could stomach it.


The more you eat, the less you are going to pee - It all goes to your poop - so you have to drink more.At about 12, I had consumed half of the jug, but I couldn't pee!!! I forced a bit out, just enough to dip the strip in, it came back negative, but the line was so faint that it almost wasn't there. I drank the rest of that jug before I left the house. When I got ther eI drank from the fountain until I felt like throwing up.


By the time they called me I had to piss like a race horse! I had to empty my pockets, but the nurse didn't examine me like a PO would, I just put my keys and wallet in the tray, I could have left something in my pocket, so if you use fake pee, just hide it and act normal. I asked him if people tampered with the samples often, laughing about it as if I was an outstanding citizen, He said “people try to dilute it.” He made me wash my hands, but left as soon as the I started the hand washing motion, He gave me the cup, pointed above the temperature strip and said make sure I fill it to at least there.


I started to pee, I waited a few seconds until I though it was the middle, and swooped the test cup in, filled to the line, then finished in the toilet. It came out a nice yellow. I brought the sample out, and he checked the temperature, poured it into a small tube, put a sticker on it and made me initial. He also initialed and sealed it in a bag.


He gave me a receipt, a card with his name on it and I was on my way.


Six days later I was getting worried because I hadn't heard from them. I went down to the work office to give them a copy of my social card and drivers license. The she was going to call me that afternoon. I passed the drug test,they didn't even find the Adderal in my system!


I didn't smoke that much, so I could have been safe regardless, but the Adderall should have come up, I have friends that take it and every one of them has gotten a call to verify their prescriptions. I think this says a lot about the dilution method.


Good luck guys!I hope you have similar results.
 

redivider

Well-Known Member
when i got hired at the job i have, i went stoned to the interview on a tuesday, and was smoking about 1/8 of weed every 2-3 days, had a drug test the following week.... i drank a ton of water, took vitamins to make the piss look yellow, and passed.....

its called diluting and it works.

i went to the place where all Department of Transportation tests are administered after truckers have accidents on roads in my state, so yeah it was a legit lab.....
 

WalterWhite420

Active Member
All I've ever tried is drinking 2litres or about half a gallon of water 30minutes before you arrive, then drinking a SHIT load of juice to make your piss yellow.. you can piss before the test still but make sure you drink a fuck ton of water.

My piss came out nearly fully clear still because i didn't drink enough juice (just had a glass or 2 before i left) and they said it'd probably reject so they tested it for proteins with some chemical strip but it passed.. so i recommend lots of juice to keep it yellow, probably cranberry although too much will give it away too

As for detox kits.. i believe some work & some don't however I'd never put something that toxic into my body..

edit: and of course as you have a few days still you should run til you sweat heavily every day if you'd like to increase your odds of passing.
Drinking a bunch of liquids just before your urine test is a TERRIBLE idea these days. Modern labs can detect if your urine is "too diluted".

Case in point. Last month I had to take a urine drug test for a new job. I had plenty of warning in advance, so I quit smoking for 6 weeks before the test. But I was still afraid so I drank lots of Gatorade and water the morning of my test. And the lab rejected my urine sample as being "too diluted". Not because of color, but because of chemical makeup. And I had to retake the test the next day. I passed, but only because I was clean.

Modern labs will nail your ass for synthetic urine or drinking too much liquid before your test. Clean pee is the only way to ensure passing a drug test these days.
 

WalterWhite420

Active Member
well I went ahead and bought some synthetic urine that comes on a belt with a heating pad. It's from Dr. Green and it's called Superhero.
A modern lab will nail your ass for using synthetic urine. Be forewarned. Pee clean or use someone else's urine.
 

heyguy901

Well-Known Member
well I passed but it was at a concentra, and the test took 10 mins. however, i'm never doing that again, it was the most nerve wracking thing ever.
 

heyguy901

Well-Known Member
Yeah I used synthetic urine from Dr. Green's Superhero. Here's the deal I'd just recommend using someone else's clean piss. It's way cheaper and guaranteed to pass... as long as you have the right temperature, which isn't hard to do.
 

WalterWhite420

Active Member
I use synthetic often, probably a good 15 or.more times, and have never had any issue using the quick fix brand..
Again, a modern, serious lab will nail your ass for using synthetic urine. If the lab is a low-tech lab, they will use urine test strips that will pass you for using synthetic urine. But if the lab is a serious, modern lab, they will do extreme chemical analysis to ensure your sample is valid. As was the case with me, where a secret security clearance and access to secret classified material was at stake.

If you're taking a pre-employment drug test for a low-tech manufacturing or DOT job, then I can see them using a cost-effective cheap test strip. But if you're taking a drug test to be awarded a secret security clearance, you'd better be clean, or use someone else's clean urine.
 

DaleRoberts

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Again, a modern, serious lab will nail your ass for using synthetic urine. If the lab is a low-tech lab, they will use urine test strips that will pass you for using synthetic urine. But if the lab is a serious, modern lab, they will do extreme chemical analysis to ensure your sample is valid. As was the case with me, where a secret security clearance and access to secret classified material was at stake.

If you're taking a pre-employment drug test for a low-tech manufacturing or DOT job, then I can see them using a cost-effective cheap test strip. But if you're taking a drug test to be awarded a secret security clearance, you'd better be clean, or use someone else's clean urine.
Or use test clear. It's real human pass. You heard of that?
 

mr roach

New Member
Well here goes, so i was getting a job as a pipefitter took the drug test at concentra it was a dt and physical. Instead of using the belt with synthetic i just took the bag and sewed it to the inside of my undies, they made me piss first then physical there was time to hide the bag cuz the nurse leaves wen they tell u to get in some dress. Yay passed everything, went really well and smooth. This my personal exp. Dt was taken jan of 2014. Hopefully this helps someone.
 

indicat33

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Use someone elses piss... It's safer than taking a chance. I use 50cc medicine bottles filled with my frozen clean piss from last year. Tape it to my thigh, and let my nuts keep it warm. Works every time ;-)_~
 
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