Need Help Leaving My Wife
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hydroMD
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What the fuck Is wrong with YOU.
Little boy in a mans body by the sound of it.
Run to the coast and straight off a cliff.
whitebb2727
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I'm with leaving your car in a rough neighbor hood but you need to cut yourself and smear and fling blood on the inside and out.
Maybe throw some chicken blood in there so CSI will be like "what the fuck".
If your able to stomach it maybe chop a finger off and leave it on the seat with a ransom note, money to be dropped later.
If the ransom is paid you have money for a new start.
Maybe throw some chicken blood in there so CSI will be like "what the fuck".
If your able to stomach it maybe chop a finger off and leave it on the seat with a ransom note, money to be dropped later.
If the ransom is paid you have money for a new start.
unwine99
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It's not gonna work man. It's not 2003 -- people can't just disappear anymore. There's this thing called twitter now and the moment you go missing, Frank the jogger is going to come forward to the police after recognizing the photo that your forlorn wife has been circulating and he's going to tell them that he's seen that guy in the park circle jerking with a bunch of homeless hippies. You probably won't get in trouble with the law but your wife is going to have her heal on your nut sack for the rest of your life. You'd be better off with the house fire or the football.
Diabolical666
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OK Clayton, heres what you do....
So, you had a momentary lapse of weakness and it felt damn good. You'll never get that same feeling back with Ember so forget her. Stay in your marriage, dont ruin it with your wife by telling her. I dont condone lying but refraining from the truth is different. If it eats at you for a couple years (youre a dude , so shouldnt be a problem) then tell her. But not now. And dont be worried about what she does, bc you just stuck your penis in some strange. Js. GL in whatever path you choose..
So, you had a momentary lapse of weakness and it felt damn good. You'll never get that same feeling back with Ember so forget her. Stay in your marriage, dont ruin it with your wife by telling her. I dont condone lying but refraining from the truth is different. If it eats at you for a couple years (youre a dude , so shouldnt be a problem) then tell her. But not now. And dont be worried about what she does, bc you just stuck your penis in some strange. Js. GL in whatever path you choose..
HoLE
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I think I saw the question asked how old are you,,it wasn't answered,,but in the words of The Rock,,It doesn't matter how old you are,,,,you say you love her,,if you are serious about runnin off with the gypsies,,,then tell her,,she would prolly hurt forever if you went missing or faked a death,,,and killing her isn't an option either,,if you are really serious about listening to one head and not the other,,,just tell her and leave,,if you are thinking about it means your not really in love anymore,,but watch out for the infatuation factor involved here,,you were drunk,,made a mistake,,,either run home say nothing and stay with your wife,,,or tell her you are leaving and be done with it
BarnBuster
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do you still have the baby? if you do i think you should take it and the nephew, (does he still have the gun?) and leave with your new friends. you only live once.
a senile fungus
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Ask grandma for advice. My granny gives great advice, it follows logically that your grandma would too.
Maybe you could hide out in the barn until this whole things blows over? Take ember with you, she seems useful.
Maybe you could hide out in the barn until this whole things blows over? Take ember with you, she seems useful.
ttystikk
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What's that- BHO run gone bad?
Iloveskywalkerog
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This is what you should do if you never plan to go back one day make a very frantic phone call pretending you've been kidnapped to your wife in which at the end you yell at somebody "NO NO NO GET AWAY FROM ME AHHHHHH !!!! Call drops right there, she'll never know that you're still living unless you go back, but either way you shouldn't hurt her by telling her im leaving.
Fungus Gnat
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Leave a suicide note, your shoes and wedding ring at a major river bridge.
Another idea would be to fill up a bunch of blood bags over the course of a few months and dump the blood at the spot when you do it. That way the police will have enough cause to believe you had a serious injury and they can classify you as dead.
Another idea would be to fill up a bunch of blood bags over the course of a few months and dump the blood at the spot when you do it. That way the police will have enough cause to believe you had a serious injury and they can classify you as dead.
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BarnBuster
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do you think Resin will accept your kids as new found love babies? would she show her love for you in many ways? can she shoplift good? these are serious questions you need to ask yourself. i was always partial to leaving car parked by beach, clothes folded neatly like you walked into the water. it would be hard on your wife but just for a little bit. then later people would just go tsk tsk and treat her kindly. did i ask already if resin did anal? can you post a picture of her?
King Arthur
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HAHAHAHAHAHA, this guy has the balls the size of a grain of sand.