need help drug test comming up

i need to kno a fast way to pass my drug test my tasc officer watches me piss to so i cant put it in a tube or nothing so hit me up with some ideas

mr.parker said:

i need to kno a fast way to pass my drug test my tasc officer watches me piss to so i cant put it in a tube or nothing so hit me up with some ideas

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go to your local head or pot shop and buy the weed piss test passer kit...like 20-40 bucks i think...works well...look around search google you can buy it online for sure probably cheaper!!

google dude!

HOW TO BECOME A MAGICIAN
Posted on January 4, 2007
Filed Under For Magicians Only, uncategorized |
Have you ever thought about becoming a magician? I did, some ten years ago. I had seen this amazing magician on TV which really caught my attention! I just didn’t know anything about where to start. Back then, there was no such thing as internet – at least not in any form that I had access to. So I went to the local library, and got “Houdini’s book of magic”. I went back home, thrilled to get started learning magic. I sat down at the kitchen table with my black hat, playing cards, coins, rubber bands and my magic wand. I was ready. I opened the book and skipped pages until I got to the first explanation. To my surprise I realized that the illustrations in the book were pictures of a guy also sitting by a kitchen table! This was not identical to my imaginary picture. I was pretty sure these guys were up on huge stages, putting females into boxes with the intention of sawing them in half. Not sitting in the kitchen, wrapping yesterday’s newspaper around a yellow ball, trying to make it look like he could push it through the table (which he, in my mind, didn’t succeed with). To tell the truth, I was disappointed. The same went for all the other tricks in the entire book. Furthermore, I had the same feeling with every magic book I looked up at the local library or any other library for that sake. Theses book just didn’t do it!
I had heard rumors about this guy Houdini and I was sure that he was a fairly cool magician. A least I was sure he was doing more impressive stuff than what I could ever learn from this book! So once again, I was stuck. Then one day I went with my parents to this amusement park where there was a magic shop. They actually sold the tricks I had seen on TV, such as the linking rings etc. I spent all my savings on magic props. I had a thousand questions for the owner of the store, and probably because I was his best customer, he gave me some useful tips. I told him I was going to spend my holiday in London, and I asked if he could recommend any specific places to visit. He told me about this magic store called “International Magic”, which had the exact things I was looking for. About one month later, my family and I went to London. A short while after checking in to our hotel, we were on our way to “International Magic”. This was an amazing experience and I was hooked! A lady working there told me about a magic store in Denmark called “Pegani”. When I got back home, I quickly became a loyal costumer at Pegani. The owner of this store, Steen Pegani, had all the information I needed. I became a member of a magic circle close to my home city Billund. I went to the world congress of magic, FISM, in Dresden. And here I am ten years later, still hooked!
However, I found this process convoluted and slow. The Internet sure has made this a lot easier, for everyone seeking to learn magic. Still, if you are new in this area, I have a few tips you might find useful.
1: Read: What is the first thing you do, every time you want to know something about a new topic? The same thing you are doing right now. Read! Read as much about magic as you possible can get your hands on. Not just effects and the following explanation. Read about the history, about different magicians, the different styles of magic, anything. This will make everything afterwards easier and more exciting.
2: Choose your style: Decide if you are more into close-up magic, stage magic, illusions, Mentalism, etc. Why is this important? Well if you care about your money, this is probably the best tip I can give you! See when you get into magic, you will find a dozen of magic tricks, you just feel you really need to know how works. Just like when you see David Copperfield doing a show. How much would you be willing to pay to know the secret? Too much! I have spent too much money on different effects that are actually pretty cool, still I have never used them. Why? Because they just don’t fit my style. Pulling rabbits out of a black hat just doesn’t go along with card tricks. That’s it.
3: Get to know other magicians: This is the best way to keep yourself motivated. Seeing other magicians do magic, showing them your own tricks, getting feedback, learning new tricks, and so on. Socializing with magicians is the best. Besides, they are pretty much the only guys you can practice with! You cannot ask your friends to watch you perform a magic trick and give you feedback the same way you can ask a magician. Unless you are giving a very poor performance, your friends will not and should not have any clue what you really doing.
4: Get a mirror: If you don’t have any magic friends in the house, you’d better get hold of a mirror. This is the only way you can tell if you are doing well or not. This is your silent audience, which can always be trusted. If you are doing stage magic, you’d better get a big one.
5: Watch out when buying magic effects: You are on your way into a world of magic and expensive props! Sooner or later you are going to start shopping magical props. You will see the most amazing ads for different effects, and this stuff is not cheap. But watch out and don’t let yourself get caught by the promising ads. This is the only business I can think of, where the customer can’t be told what he’s buying before he has paid for it. Too often have I tried opening the package only to realize that this isn’t close to what I was hoping for. You will get a disappointing feeling, since you cannot argue that the effect description is incorrect, it just might not work very well in real life.
6: Buy books/DVD’s rather than pre-made effects: One way to learn new effects is to buy a pre-made trick where you typically get some plastic gadget and an explanation. One company known for these kinds of tricks is Tenyo. Most of these effects are somewhat automatic, so the magician can focus on the performance. However these tricks are about as un-magical as they possibly can be. The plastic makes them look and sound cheap. No matter how good a performance you give, it will be difficult to impress people with such a toy-looking peace of magic. However, it is still possible to buy cool packet effects. Recently I bought a trick called hopping half which I have been really pleased with. This is an amazing effect using quality precision made prop. It is expensive though.
So my advice is to buy magic books and DVDs instead of these pre-made tricks. Here you will get a lot of cool effects, and often something you can do without spending a fortune on extra props. I plan to start writing reviews of magic books and DVDs which I recommend on my other blog, JakobRecommends.
7: Leans slights and make your own combinations: This advice is for people who are into close-up magic. After some time when you have spent all your money on magic stuff, you are going to wish you knew how to make up your own tricks. Making magical inventions is an interesting subject which I will write more about later. But basically it should not be that difficult. I find it specially easy with card tricks. So where do you start? Get to know as many different slights as possible. Double lift, pinky break, Elmsley count, faro shuffle, passes – there are many, so go ahead. If you are a beginner at magic with cards, I would recommend the books Card College written by Roberto Giobbi. These five books will take you through more than you can imagine! You will learn several different slights and tricks. If you are a bit more experienced, I would recommend books and DVDs by Allan Ackerman. This guy is one of my favorite magicians. Anyway, when you have learned a lot of different slights, it should not be too complicated to set up your own trick.
8: Join The Magic Café Forum: This is a must! Go to The Magic Cafe and sign up. This is probably the largest forum for magicians. It contains enough useful information to keep you busy for days! It is also a great place to get different opinions about the books or tricks you are about to buy, and you can get feedback on your own ideas. Get to know other magicians. Often they invite famous magicians in for some hours, and everyone can ask questions. This is a great place!
9: Give a regular visit to All Magic: Go to here and take a look for yourself. There is a lot of information. Among other things, they have a list of magic dealers from all over the world, trick explanations, reviews etc. Go check it out!
10: Go out and perform, to improve your self: So now what? You have learned a few tricks, and you just can’t wait to see people’s reaction! Well then go out and perform your trick! I always start out by showing the tricks to friends or relatives first. Just in case you are going to make a mistake, you won’t feel as bad, as if you showed it for someone you don’t know. Showing your tricks is absolutely the best way to improve yourself! Just thinking about failing makes you sweat - this is why an upcoming performance will make you practice your hands off!
So there you have it. It is not the complete guide to becoming a true magician, but you will definitely be on the right way!

The quickest way to pass a drug test is simply cleaning/flushing out your system.
I pass a drug test every month, I stop smoking around 48-72 hours before the actual test.
Its a probation test, so it is a government one, not a cheap easy to pass one.

I drink 3-4 gallons of Gatorade each day.
If you don't like to drink lots of liquid, then buy the drink.
The drink is not 100%, and the time it takes to effect each person will vary.
Risk it with the drink if you want.
But I believe the best way is to drink a lot of liquids.
The goal is to clean out your system quickly and make your urine as pure as water.

I agree with the above statement...Good Luck!

for one, how heavy of a smoker are you? and listen to shift...drink a MINIMUM of 3 or gallons of water a day and pee as much as possible (or the gatorade to replace electrolytes) take about 2000mg of niacin (vitamin b3) every day for atleast a few days prior (don't take more, it is toxic to the kidneys) take a lot of psyllium, and do anything that makes you sweat, a lot....the only way to pass a drug test in that short amount of time is basically piss water, in which case you will probably fail the specific gravity aspect of the test...but they can't get you for trying to be healthy and drinking copious amounts of water

Hockey added some other useful tips as well. Niacin will make you pee even more, helping flush out your system.
The key is that you wont' be clean, you just need to have water-like piss.

Alot of times if you get a urine test and you have been flushing your system with water or gatorade, your pee will be clear and they will make you take another one or take one later. So you have to find a way to make your pee turn yellow by eating a bunch of b12 vitamins or something. Thats the best way I know of and I will work 100 percent of the time if you have been drinking a shitload of water.

Bball players at my old school used this trick to pass NCAA tests. It also worked for one of my friends. Go to GNC and pick up a bottle of Niacin (its like $8 or something). Start drinking fluids a pop one niacin pill. Keep drinking fluids and eat too (niacin has flushing qualities, but it does kind of beat up your body). 3 hours after you took the first one, take an additional niacin pill and stop drinking. You should be good. I'd do it a day or two before, but when your piss goes from clear back to yellow, you'll know all the niacin and liquid your flushed with should be out, you'll be good.

For the love of God, GOOGLE IT

www.neonjoint.com

lots of good info on this site not just grass either

RhymesWithGosh said:

Bball players at my old school used this trick to pass NCAA tests. It also worked for one of my friends. Go to GNC and pick up a bottle of Niacin (its like $8 or something). Start drinking fluids a pop one niacin pill. Keep drinking fluids and eat too (niacin has flushing qualities, but it does kind of beat up your body). 3 hours after you took the first one, take an additional niacin pill and stop drinking. You should be good. I'd do it a day or two before, but when your piss goes from clear back to yellow, you'll know all the niacin and liquid your flushed with should be out, you'll be good.

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See, its when you listen to retards like this that you get in trouble. The entire point of taking Niacin, or any b vitamin complex for a drug test, is to MAKE YOUR PISS YELLOW. If your piss is CLEAR they will REFUSE the drug test due to diluting probability.

The idea is to dilute your piss by drinking a ton of water so you'll pass, and covering up the fact that you diluted with a B vitamin.

Oh, and Niacin's "Flushing qualities" are related to FEELING FLUSH after taking it (opening blood vessels) NOT to flushing the THC in your blood down an imaginary toilet.

For the love of God, learn how to use the internet.

Google will just bring up false ways man. He posted it here so people of the RIU community can help him.

So for the love of God, don't make useless posts.

relativeood said:

See, its when you listen to retards like this that you get in trouble. The entire point of taking Niacin, or any b vitamin complex for a drug test, is to MAKE YOUR PISS YELLOW. If your piss is CLEAR they will REFUSE the drug test due to diluting probability.

The idea is to dilute your piss by drinking a ton of water so you'll pass, and covering up the fact that you diluted with a B vitamin.

Oh, and Niacin's "Flushing qualities" are related to FEELING FLUSH after taking it (opening blood vessels) NOT to flushing the THC in your blood down an imaginary toilet.

For the love of God, learn how to use the internet.

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Let me put this so you can understand what Niacin does. Do you understand why your blood vessels open wider? It flushes toxins out of your blood system faster... Here, let me put it so I 5 year old would understand. Maybe you will understand as well.

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Niacin causes your capillaries (small blood vessels) in your body to get wider (bigger). The capillaries are usually extremely small and blood passes through them very slowly. The inherent problem with this is that capillaries are the main way for your body to rid itself of toxins. Your arteries, in comparison, are much larger than capillaries and can carry more blood and at a faster rate, but they do not come near the majority of your body. Arteries are the "highways" of your body and capillaries are more like the small town road that you exit off of the highway from in order to get to your house. Your house, in this example, would be a cell somewhere in a remote part of your body that is full of toxins. Without sufficient blood flow (oxygen, and everything that comes along with it), this cell cannot rid itself of its' toxins. Now, imagine your city widening the road that leads by your house -- the traffic would increase right and they would probably increase the speed limit from 25 to say 45 or 50 right? Well, the same is true for your capillaries! They will carry more blood, and at a faster rate. The end result is that your cells now have more blood to rid themselves of toxins throughout your body as the capillaries get wider!

Describing the circulatory system does NOT mean that taking a B vitamin magically "flushes your system". If taking a B vitamin could remove THC from your system in any sort of efficient manner, then it would completely prevent all types of cancers too. (Considering the amount of THC in your blood if you smoke on a normal basis is probably 5,000 times more then the amount of free radicals).

If you're not even going to use Google-fu then get some sort of education.

Shift said:

Let me put this so you can understand what Niacin does. Do you understand why your blood vessels open wider? It flushes toxins out of your blood system faster... Here, let me put it so I 5 year old would understand. Maybe you will understand as well.

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Niacin causes your capillaries (small blood vessels) in your body to get wider (bigger). The capillaries are usually extremely small and blood passes through them very slowly. The inherent problem with this is that capillaries are the main way for your body to rid itself of toxins. Your arteries, in comparison, are much larger than capillaries and can carry more blood and at a faster rate, but they do not come near the majority of your body. Arteries are the "highways" of your body and capillaries are more like the small town road that you exit off of the highway from in order to get to your house. Your house, in this example, would be a cell somewhere in a remote part of your body that is full of toxins. Without sufficient blood flow (oxygen, and everything that comes along with it), this cell cannot rid itself of its' toxins. Now, imagine your city widening the road that leads by your house -- the traffic would increase right and they would probably increase the speed limit from 25 to say 45 or 50 right? Well, the same is true for your capillaries! They will carry more blood, and at a faster rate. The end result is that your cells now have more blood to rid themselves of toxins throughout your body as the capillaries get wider!

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relativeood said:

Describing the circulatory system does NOT mean that taking a B vitamin magically "flushes your system". If taking a B vitamin could remove THC from your system in any sort of efficient manner, then it would completely prevent all types of cancers too. (Considering the amount of THC in your blood if you smoke on a normal basis is probably 5,000 times more then the amount of free radicals).

If you're not even going to use Google-fu then get some sort of education.

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Um, I never said anywhere in my post that THC is flushed out from the use of Niacin. Read the thread, you will see I never once said that. I simply said it helps flush out your blood system. I never said it was going to flush out THC. I believe you, kid, are the one in need of an education, not me.

Everything we were discussing revolved around passing a drug test. Talking about how B vitamins "Flushes your blood system" does not help anyone, with anything; so why the hell are you talking about it? Maybe you should realize when you're dick sizing that someone started the thread for a reason, and that reason was to receive PERTINENT information.

Or maybe you should keep trying to argue the effects of niacin with the guy that has a degree in exercise physiology.

Shift said:

Um, I never said anywhere in my post that THC is flushed out from the use of Niacin. Read the thread, you will see I never once said that. I simply said it helps flush out your blood system. I never said it was going to flush out THC. I believe you, kid, are the one in need of an education, not me.

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My post is completely relevant to the topic starters question.
What you have posted is not helping an any way, shape, or form.
Telling someone to GOOGLE IT does not help them.
Obviously he could of done that if he chose to.
He decided to ask the RIU community for help, and that's what I did.
I helped him, you just argue about Niacin still.
K. Thx. Bai.

niacin sucks...
gnc products sucks...
exercising to cause sweating and drinking fluids, flushing days and hours prior to the test is your best bet....trust me...i've done sooooooo many piss tests its stupid... i've failed with niacin and gnc products... but i have passed on a big ass cup of sugarless ice tea from wendy's just because thats what i drank right before the test and they surprised me with it.... i ran to the bathroom to piss real quick before i had to go to the test.... when i heard i passed i was like "what the fuck, i failed with these other shits but i passed with shitty tasting ice tea".... the point is your bladder holds 500ml... the point is to fill that with water causing it to overflow... thats why you keep rushing to the bathroom pissing clear after a gallon of water... its more than what the body can hold...

also...they have fake pricks you can get...get the one that matches your skin color...

don't think you can get weed out your system in days prior to a test... that will only work for someone thats very skinny and they don't smoke in the first place... if they just smoked once... the thc won't really stick to their fat cells and it would be out their system in dayssssss....but thats for someone who doesn't smoke and doesn't have a lot of body fat.... if you smoke like a chimney... regardless if you're fat or skinny... its a build up of THC.... the point of exercising is to sweat it out and to burn fat cells since the THC is hiding in there...

and also...when you're taking a test... the THC will still show up in the piss test, if yall didn't know this already... the trick is not to pass the cut off point which is 14ng i think or 14 mg... i can't remember... don't know if thats the cutoff for all test, but the ones i had to take.. it was something like that.. i really think it was 14 ng

Exactly, needhelp has passed some exactly how I did.
Drink liquid.
Don't google it.