Nature Calls, Good Bye Society Hello Reality- Beardos In The Mist-Free At Last

I have decided my time would be best spent living the life I was created to live, I believe I have been chosen to become truly free and set forth to prosper and multiply, I am about to embark on a great journey and leave the expectations imposed by society behind, it is time to be free, why would I need to think of things that are a creation of man? Time, money, words all of this is a unnecessary restriction to my being and potential. I shall only use that which is provided by the creator that which is bestowed upon me, I plan on taking nothing of this world only myself and I will migrate with the seasons to follow what food and weather abounds to best increase my chances of success, I believe that after several years of this sasquatch may gain a level of respect for me and my survival skills and accept me and I might be able to find a mate, I believe sasquatch might see the benefit of breeding with me and the positive traits I could pass along to our offspring, I think the influx of new genetics could help there species and even if I don't ever fing a sasquatch mate I will be free of requirements and expectations and standards held so high by society, I will be able travel in my natural state without clothes I will not need money and I will be able to go to the bathroom when the urge strikes me.I plan on shunning all those who embrace technology and modern convieniences I plan on remaining one with nature and going unseen at all times I will avoid hunters and hikers and will rely on my pshycic abilities to guide my. I will you all well with your self imposed hell, I am setting forth into the real world
Beardo the wild man.
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I would love to leave it all behind and live off the land, steal cows and shit.

I think GG allin would be pissed at you for giving in/up

Take extra batteries.

charface said:

I would love to leave it all behind and live off the land, steal cows and shit.

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Stealing livestock is a felony in most states. But you can hunt pretty much free.

Sounds pretty cool except for the part about fucking a sasquatch.

Wait a second. You invited me along only to say you're going to cheat on me with a hairy assed hominid? What was my purpose for being there? Food? You were going to eat me, weren't you?

I swear when you read weird posts all the time you start getting that , but is he for real thought in the back of your head.

"If we admit that human life can be ruled by reason,then all possibility of life is destroyed"
Christopher Johnson McCandless
1968-1992
You sound reasonablePack some seeds.GOOD LUCK SUPERTRAMP

do it, i applaud you if you can do it, otherwise, let me know how long you lasted, and quick note i always use the bathroom when i need to no matter where i am, i was once the infamous train-shitter

Wait, BEARDO! Take me with you.. Lets leave RIU together forever.. Me you and the bus station tranny.

Hepheastus420 said:

Wait, BEARDO! Take me with you.. Lets leave RIU together forever.. Me you and the bus station tranny.

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and aids and hepatitis

Are you really gonna leave V-Nasty behind like that Beardo?

GL man.

I think all of us want to escape the grind of the everyday wheel and move somewhere and live off the land.

I have thought countless times about selling my house here and moving to Jamaica, living off the land and making life simple.

The only thing is, I need to stay here and keep working so I can buy an iphone 5.

Wow it's like having our very own mental patient to watch change from one personality to another, right in front of our eyes .

Starting on the downward slide of a manic rollercoaster are we bud? Have you considered Lithium? Seriously. I'm concerned. You are talking like my late brother-in-law did before he finally disappeared into the mountains of North Carolina to die of exposure. I'm dead serious. He actually did what you're talking about, but was on an unmedicated bi-polar hallucination, and actually died after 2 months in the forest, unable to be found by hundreds of volunteers and a hard target search with helicopters and bloodhounds. No joke.

Get help beardo.

i can relate. I think most of us can

bowlfullofbliss said:

Wow it's like having our very own mental patient to watch change from one personality to another, right in front of our eyes .

Starting on the downward slide of a manic rollercoaster are we bud? Have you considered Lithium? Seriously. I'm concerned. You are talking like my late brother-in-law did before he finally disappeared into the mountains of North Carolina to die of exposure. I'm dead serious. He actually did what you're talking about, but was on an unmedicated bi-polar hallucination, and actually died after 2 months in the forest, unable to be found by hundreds of volunteers and a hard target search with helicopters and bloodhounds. No joke.

Get help beardo.

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sounds like he did pretty well if he lasted for two months

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Beardo, perhaps you should team up with Finshaggy. Safety in numbers and all...

bowlfullofbliss said:

Wow it's like having our very own mental patient to watch change from one personality to another, right in front of our eyes .

Starting on the downward slide of a manic rollercoaster are we bud? Have you considered Lithium? Seriously. I'm concerned. You are talking like my late brother-in-law did before he finally disappeared into the mountains of North Carolina to die of exposure. I'm dead serious. He actually did what you're talking about, but was on an unmedicated bi-polar hallucination, and actually died after 2 months in the forest, unable to be found by hundreds of volunteers and a hard target search with helicopters and bloodhounds. No joke.

Get help beardo.

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Even the part about fucking a sasqautch?