Nastiest Thing Ever Happened During Sex

Stormfront

Stormfront

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fucked a girl for about 2 hours straight blazed outta my mind...all holes kinda shit.....when i stopped i realized that on top of pissing on me and not telling me, she had gotten shit all over me...thank god for condoms....i made her take it off though lmao
 
FrostyTHEgrowmaN

FrostyTHEgrowmaN

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I once banged our baby sitter and she was like 2 months pregnant so i just blew my wad all up in there. I worked with her boyfriend at the time and he would talk shit about her constantly so anyway the night after i banged her he and i were sitting on break and he starts sayin "you know shes a nasty bitch" "she and i were fucking around last night and she was blowin me so i went down on her and started eating her out" "i put my fingers in her and i pulled out this like snotty shit like a long line of goo it was nasty" ANYWAY it was all i could do not to say "oh yeah hows my cum taste?"
 
Stormfront

Stormfront

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FrostyTHEgrowmaN said:
I once banged our baby sitter and she was like 2 months pregnant so i just blew my wad all up in there. I worked with her boyfriend at the time and he would talk shit about her constantly so anyway the night after i banged her he and i were sitting on break and he starts sayin "you know shes a nasty bitch" "she and i were fucking around last night and she was blowin me so i went down on her and started eating her out" "i put my fingers in her and i pulled out this like snotty shit like a long line of goo it was nasty" ANYWAY it was all i could do not to say "oh yeah hows my cum taste?"
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lmao...thats all i have thats fucked up but funny as shit
 
Budda_Luva

Budda_Luva

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Type 1 Diabetic said:
short and simple. The girl had her period. I dont want to talk about it.

PS tell the guy before you do something with him
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OK i tried this befor but with a condom really isnt that bad feels the same but u gotta deal with the blood goin every where epecially in ur pubs or juss bend the bitch over..... id do it again
 
thegigglepimp

thegigglepimp

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i was quite drunk one night and brought a girl back, anyway went down on her and still had chewing gum in my mouth... About two mins later it looked like spider man had had a fit in front of her, seriously it was strung everywhere. Wtf was i sposed to do, i didnt tell her, she went to the bathroom some time after and didnt talk to me again...
 
shorty45

shorty45

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alright one time i was at a bar totally wasted wheni was in my 20's but back then i wasn't really a ladies man and there was this hot chick that wanted to hook up so we went back to my place and she pulled out these sex beads and she wanted me to stick them in my ass so i was like ok she is super hot its worth it so we were in the middle of it and she pulled them out and i shit every where so i was like woops and went to the bathroom to clean up and when i came back out this chick had like a shit fetish and was playing in my shit it was pretty nasty
 
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I'msostonedagain

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holy shit, mine nowhere compares to the one above

When my wife and I had sex for the first time, I went down on her. I ate the pussy for a few minutes, then felt wetness on my lip, and wiped to find it was blood. It was all over her and me. I had my first nosebleed in years right when I decided to eat her pussy for the very first time. IT WAS PRETTY FREAKIN AKWARD.
 
Budda_Luva

Budda_Luva

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shorty45 said:
alright one time i was at a bar totally wasted wheni was in my 20's but back then i wasn't really a ladies man and there was this hot chick that wanted to hook up so we went back to my place and she pulled out these sex beads and she wanted me to stick them in my ass so i was like ok she is super hot its worth it so we were in the middle of it and she pulled them out and i shit every where so i was like woops and went to the bathroom to clean up and when i came back out this chick had like a shit fetish and was playing in my shit it was pretty nasty
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HAHAH i think that is sexy when a female is into anything wierd nasty they juss dont give a fuk and its like entertainment when ur fukkin juss fuk and watch them trip hahahahahah

korvette1977 said:
My ass is exit only ....... Except for that yearly Prostate exam :joint:
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i hope u get locked up and become a prostitute and all ur money will come from shorty45 since hes into that SHITTT hahahahah
 
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