Naming neo's New Helper
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shrxhky420
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Singlemalt
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As a warm up
Roger A. Shrubber
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if you all haven't seen "cool hand luke" you need to...awesome movie, about a guy that ain't bad, but just can't be good...and it's the source of
Roger A. Shrubber
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well, when he does show up for work, get a lot of calls that you have to take care of, keep walking away and motioning for him to keep working, then stand there and watch him sweat while you enjoy the breeze
You sir are an evil genius.
Edit: Pretend there's a picture of Snidely Whiplash here.
(Damn glitchy site)
Edit: Pretend there's a picture of Snidely Whiplash here.
(Damn glitchy site)
tangerinegreen555
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Ask him tomorrow if they were heterochromatic pains, tell him you've heard they can exchange colors when they get upset.
neosapien
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So he has called off yet again saying "he thinks this is it". This will be the 3rd time in 2 weeks that he thought "this was it". The actual due date is the 30th, so not totally unbelievable but the false alarms could also just be a well played story to sleep in. Which I totally can't put past the guy. I'll just have to wait and see after the baby comes.
Roger A. Shrubber
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i think it's time for a new helper....get a gay guy, they'll never pull this shit
Nah they don't give a shit, the highly trained OB nurses usually make the call while the OBs are down in the OR eating our food. If this is a first baby they are usually late, not early with PLENTY of time to get to the hospital.
cannabineer
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I predict that once the baby is there, he'll come up with a whole phalanx of emergencies, excuses, unanticipated pressing commitments. I don't think you can rescue this one.
Singlemalt
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@neosapien
Have you decided on a name for this yutz? I'm kinda torn now, thinking he may not last to deserve a name. I agree with CN, the dude will use every excuse in the book; "baby has sniffles and a rash, can't come to work today", as if watching it will cure it.
Have you decided on a name for this yutz? I'm kinda torn now, thinking he may not last to deserve a name. I agree with CN, the dude will use every excuse in the book; "baby has sniffles and a rash, can't come to work today", as if watching it will cure it.
Of course watching it might cure it, after all it's the thought that counts
neosapien
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Not yet. The other guys here call him Lurch from Addams family fame. I think he looks more like Uncle Fester though myself.
Roger A. Shrubber
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they can't tell the difference between water and dog piss?
and they're going to be taking care of a child?
and they're going to be taking care of a child?