brendon420
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Yes Here We Go Again!
My plants are p*ssy's!
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Florida Girl
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You get the torches.... I'll grab the pitchforks!
Translated... that means... don't be suck a dick! Try to remember when you were a NOOB and needed help with a question that others might consider remedial.
TrialAndErrorMan
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It amazes me how much people DON'T read posts before they say things like what you just said. If you read you'd see I already apologized...You get the torches.... I'll grab the pitchforks!
Translated... that means... don't be suck a dick! Try to remember when you were a NOOB and needed help with a question that others might consider remedial.
and he seemed to have read up more after some1 being blunt. Wishing him good luck from here on in.
Florida Girl
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It amazes me how much people DON'T read posts before they say things like what you just said. If you read you'd see I already apologized...
Ohhh I read posts... sometimes I just don't read the entire THREAD before responding. BTW... you didn't apologize until you were prompted to by another poster. Perhaps next time if you feel bad about what you wrote you could just edit your original mean-spirited post so those of us top-down readers don't jump on you for something you apologize for later. Just a thought...... you know... so you don't have to go and insult another poster for sticking up for the first poster by essentially calling the defending poster an idiot for not reading past your first insulting post.
Then again... if you hadn't been so condescending in your first post to a noob this wouldn't be an issue .... food for thought
TrialAndErrorMan
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Blah blah blah...Correct me if im wrong but ..TMB77 kind of agreed with me, he never told me to apologize about anything.
Ohhh I read posts... sometimes I just don't read the entire THREAD before responding. BTW... you didn't apologize until you were prompted to by another poster. Perhaps next time if you feel bad about what you wrote you could just edit your original mean-spirited post so those of us top-down readers don't jump on you for something you apologize for later. Just a thought...... you know... so you don't have to go and insult another poster for sticking up for the first poster by essentially calling the defending poster an idiot for not reading past your first insulting post.
Then again... if you hadn't been so condescending in your first post to a noob this wouldn't be an issue .... food for thought
I told Lama I'm sorry for coming across as a dick head, but I'm not sorry for making him think about it and making him consider reading allot more. I mean I'm one of those things we call a NOOB too. But I still half heartedly knew that a plant at 5 weeks should be well beyond its first set of true leaves.
I mean he even admitted to the fact..."Definitely a humbling experience and clearly I have a ton to learn. Have been glued to this forum all weekend. Pretty amazing knowledge base."
Yes I could have edited my post but I didn't...thats life.
So point being, being blunt doesn't always have such a negative effect.
SmokeThisSmokeThat
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He has straws around the outside of his stems....
i mean come on people...
If he's read ONE page about growing ANYTHING, he should know by now straws are not the way to go...
Dickheads should be treated as such... no sympathy from this end...
This is GrowingPassion all over again... sorry sir, its been done before, go read. and when your done reading, watch a dvd... Then after you take those god awful straws out of your pot and act like you have some sense, come back here and ask intelligent questions...
i mean come on people...
If he's read ONE page about growing ANYTHING, he should know by now straws are not the way to go...
Dickheads should be treated as such... no sympathy from this end...
This is GrowingPassion all over again... sorry sir, its been done before, go read. and when your done reading, watch a dvd... Then after you take those god awful straws out of your pot and act like you have some sense, come back here and ask intelligent questions...
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brendon420
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straw widow, straw rhino AK-fortystraw, STRAWberry cough...i could go on, northern straw
TrialAndErrorMan
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Strawsters (beasters)
brendon420
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purepowerstraw, cali straw, og straw, purple straw, NYC straw, hindu straw. GOD IM HAVING SO MUCH FUN, straw piss, big straw, columbian straw, straw kush
honkeytown
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now that's fucking funny.
SmokeThisSmokeThat
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LOL @ Brenden... "STRAWberry Sneeze" sounds more like it
And i thought i was being too harsh... you guys are terrible...
And i thought i was being too harsh... you guys are terrible...
brendon420
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its all in good taste
honkeytown
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I like that you have a sense of humor brendon.....rep+ for bein a good sport
brendon420
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well when youve grown crap plants, you know how it feels, and to laugh about it makes the learning process that much more profound, rather than telling them they were born without a green thumb or plants hate them, and i think AK-fortystraw is pretty funny, but i amuse myself a lot
honkeytown
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AK-fortystraw was my favorite...lmfao....you are a funny man
brendon420
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thanks man rep+++
blonddie07
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I didnt read the whole thread, but, HOLY SHIT, you need better light!!
Whatever light ur using now its not consistent, and its not powerful.
Plants like super stable conditions which change VERY slowly so the plant cant adapt the the change, when u keep moving, (changing enviornment)
The plant is thinking "ok ima wait till shit starts to settle down" then it will start growing again.
Whatever light ur using now its not consistent, and its not powerful.
Plants like super stable conditions which change VERY slowly so the plant cant adapt the the change, when u keep moving, (changing enviornment)
The plant is thinking "ok ima wait till shit starts to settle down" then it will start growing again.
i agree with kochab.
the plant is probably not use to the outdoors quite yet..so gradually
i would introduce to them .. SUNLIGHT!
each plant would need about 12 hours of light/12 hours of night..
the moon also helps plants sprout towards it, meaning upwards
than, next thing you know your plant should be budding past a month or 2..lol
my techniques is also, talk to your plants...
not in a crazy way but i tell my girls that "..you're so beautiful.. but will be more gorgeous if u were to bud..!!! " lol try it!
the plant is probably not use to the outdoors quite yet..so gradually
i would introduce to them .. SUNLIGHT!
each plant would need about 12 hours of light/12 hours of night..
the moon also helps plants sprout towards it, meaning upwards
than, next thing you know your plant should be budding past a month or 2..lol
my techniques is also, talk to your plants...
not in a crazy way but i tell my girls that "..you're so beautiful.. but will be more gorgeous if u were to bud..!!! " lol try it!
lamasurydas
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I was actually reading in another thread and saw Brendon420 posting something and noticed his Avatar looked somewhat familiar. Then I just started laughing. Good to see that I have at least sparked some good laughs. Although I will have to charge for the use of those pics.
Responding to some posts: The straw idea came from this forum, so you can knock it, but that one actually came from research from RIU. Maybe they should cancel that course.
As an update. The 2 I moved outside 3 days ago are taking off. They now have 3 sets of leaves and look very healthy. Turns out the best source of light is actually the sun. When they get bigger I'll expect Brendon420 to update his avatar with their pics.
Responding to some posts: The straw idea came from this forum, so you can knock it, but that one actually came from research from RIU. Maybe they should cancel that course.
As an update. The 2 I moved outside 3 days ago are taking off. They now have 3 sets of leaves and look very healthy. Turns out the best source of light is actually the sun. When they get bigger I'll expect Brendon420 to update his avatar with their pics.
brendon420
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thanks for all the laughs your a sport and im sure the ganja gods are smiling