My "landlords" are drug testing me...

Covetsculitvars

Covetsculitvars

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2blunts2cheef said:
So I'm 19 and I still live with my parents, I have a job, pay rent, help with bills and mostly buy my own food. Last month I was chilling with in friends car smokin' a blunt when a cop rolled on us. In my state weed possession is just a small fine, so i wasn't tripping. I intended to pay the fine and move on with my life. I didn't realize they would be sending me a copy of the ticket in the mail... which my mom found and opened. All hell broke loose and they said if I want to continue living in their house I would have to submit to a piss test once a month. I do want to respect their house, but I also am a rent paying tenant and an adult, so I feel what I do outside their house shouldn't be an issue. So I've started looking for a new place to live, which sucks cus it will be more expensive, but it is what it is... In the mean time i'm still smoking, I just cheated the test with U-pass Synthetic Urine, and so far it's worked. I just need to get through another month or two of saving up for a deposit and then i can have my own pad with a bong on the coffee table... you know... the dream...
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Can u imagine telling your girlfriend, nah we gotta go elsewhere, I love with my parents! Nah man find a good buddy and share rent, or hold it down on your own, not only does it teach good responsibility at an early age....it's building up your credit! I hate the current credit system btw! I remember when a handshake and your word was bond, and credit was personal. This current state of affairs just makes greedy pricks richer in my opinion.
 
lokie

lokie

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Covetsculitvars said:
Can u imagine telling your girlfriend, nah we gotta go elsewhere, I love with my parents! Nah man find a good buddy and share rent, or hold it down on your own, not only does it teach good responsibility at an early age....it's building up your credit! I hate the current credit system btw! I remember when a handshake and your word was bond, and credit was personal. This current state of affairs just makes greedy pricks richer in my opinion.
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Good morning and welcome to TnT.:blsmoke:





Credit used to be something valued and cherished.;)
 
Gary Goodson

Gary Goodson

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This thread had it all, pot snorting, felony’s, parent killing. I mean, what else could you ask for?

Often I ask myself “gare, what would be a perfect day,” And usually my answer is, sniff a line of marijuana, open someone else’s mail, and stab a family member to death!

Doesn’t that all sound lovely?
 
Gary Goodson

Gary Goodson

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Covetsculitvars said:
Lmao I sorta went on a tangent there didn't I!? My bad! What's TNT? Can we play with big booms as long as we are responsible!?
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TNT is where you’re at now. A bunch of shit heads and kick ass people live here. We’ll stomp your face in if you’re not careful. But at the same time, once you’re in, you’re family for life! And we take care of our family around these parts.so act right or get fucked. Unless you want to get fucked, then I guess you don’t have to act right and you’ll get what you wanted anyway.


TNT= toke n talk
 
lokie

lokie

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Covetsculitvars said:
Lmao I sorta went on a tangent there didn't I!? My bad! What's TNT? Can we play with big booms as long as we are responsible!?
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http://www.rollitup.org/f/toke-n-talk.46/

You are here. You have made it to the top.

Play with big booms? Sure if you want. I assure you that
playing with us will be exponentially more exciting.

Responsible? We don't need no stinking responsibility.

There are no holes barred here.


You never know what happens next.
 
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cannabineer

cannabineer

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Gary Goodson said:
This thread had it all, pot snorting, felony’s, parent killing. I mean, what else could you ask for?

Often I ask myself “gare, what would be a perfect day,” And usually my answer is, sniff a line of marijuana, open someone else’s mail, and stab a family member to death!

Doesn’t that all sound lovely?
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Don't forget the Tequila enema! I mean, ya slackin or what! :bigjoint:
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Covetsculitvars said:
Can u imagine telling your girlfriend, nah we gotta go elsewhere, I love with my parents! Nah man find a good buddy and share rent, or hold it down on your own, not only does it teach good responsibility at an early age....it's building up your credit! I hate the current credit system btw! I remember when a handshake and your word was bond, and credit was personal. This current state of affairs just makes greedy pricks richer in my opinion.
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Are you sure you're 44? I'm pushing 60 and those were the good old days in the reminiscences of my parents' generation, and they had a year or two on the Mercury Seven.

 
WeedFreak78

WeedFreak78

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Singlemalt said:
We are here for you, that said, how far do you want to take this? Your mom committed a very serious Federal offense, just off the top of my head I can get her for 3-5 yrs in a Federal pen, ruin her life with a permanent Fed record. She will never be allowed to vote again and a whole host of other things. If she fights, I can get her up to 10 yrs and no Soc.Sec benefits, ever. Say the word and we can bury that bitch; after she gets out of the pen she'll have to peddle her ass at the Greyhound station for ramen. What do you say?
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That was my thought...
 
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