my friend just got new teeth

my friend had throat cancer and lost the teeth he had from radiation treatment, but he just got his new teeth!!!! What would be a nice gift to bring him, when i visit this week?

an apple lol, you ever see a no tooth guy try n eat an apple

Gums still be sore man. Dope, pain pills, top shelf bourbon... and do your best to make him laff!

srh88 said:

an apple lol, you ever see a no tooth guy try n eat an apple

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A new Paul Wall grill.

Mysticlown420 said:

I remeber when I knocked some dude out cold and knocked out 4 of his teeth from one punch to the face.
This is how it went down:
Me: "Yo cus, holla at me real quick. Got some 411 on the block.
Him: "Aight B, what's poppin?"
Rigth after he said those words I snuck him hitting him square in the mouth and his 4 front teeth came flying out. I don't feel sorry for it or anything. What him and your friend have the availbility of is to suck a great dick.

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no homey. no.

Mysticlown420 said:

I remeber when I knocked some dude out cold and knocked out 4 of his teeth from one punch to the face.
This is how it went down:
Me: "Yo cus, holla at me real quick. Got some 411 on the block.
Him: "Aight B, what's poppin?"
Rigth after he said those words I snuck him hitting him square in the mouth and his 4 front teeth came flying out. I don't feel sorry for it or anything. What him and your friend have the availbility of is to suck a great dick.

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[video=youtube_share;8YrjLOg0gDY]http://youtu.be/8YrjLOg0gDY[/video]

Mysticlown420 said:

Ain't got no reason to show mercy on you nitwitts. Got too much love from the streets. Started selling crack down in 67 Irving Ave for those who know where that is. Pushed a half ounce per day made benjamins. All you lame ass ninggas frontin

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Wow, your like really trying to play it up eh.. go gangsta!
Now start telling us about how you grew up on the streets .. y0.

Oh shit, like I shouldn't have said that. He might come find me and bust a cap in my azz.

mystic clown calls a dude with a clown avatar a bozo?

this is some good shit.

Mysticlown420 said:

I remeber when I knocked some dude out cold and knocked out 4 of his teeth from one punch to the face.
This is how it went down:
Me: "Yo cus, holla at me real quick. Got some 411 on the block.
Him: "Aight B, what's poppin?"
Rigth after he said those words I snuck him hitting him square in the mouth and his 4 front teeth came flying out. I don't feel sorry for it or anything. What him and your friend have the availbility of is to suck a great dick.

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Dear. Mr Clown:

What offense did your cousin commit in order to validate such forthright assault upon his person? Were your actions born of just cause, or undue malice? I feel that this particular piece of literature would have been more effective a vehicle of expression had such information been provided in order to frame the event in it's proper context.



(tl;dr: your story is bad and you should feel bad)

Mysticlown420 said:

Mystic don't spread wanted info to strangers, that's how real huslters get popped. You could be a fed for all I know.
But it give you a lil 411.
14 joined Sex Money Murder, 2 months later robbed my first person got that work up naw mean, started hitting licks more frequent name got around, dudes was out looking for me. No problem, you see Mystic ain't a bitch.
16 made my biggest scheme, robbed a youngin for 3 grand dead in his brothers face and then whooped both they asses. A couple days later when I was hustling the streets 3 of them nyggas tried to jump me, threw one scared lick, that joint had power behind it and bolted back to the set told the goons and we handled them fools.

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Oh you just watched the recent episode of Gangland too?

It's funny, I was just conversing with my hustler friends, and they were mentioning how tired they were of always being on the internet talking in forums, it was getting in the way of the slinging rock. Must be the same for you too huh?

Mysticlown420 said:

Nah I'm a chill dude now. Gotta a baby mama to look out for. Although I am always strapped but you gotta be here in Brooklyn. Life ain't no joke.
5 poppin 6 droppin.

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Shut the fuck up ...you ain't bout that life

Go read a book or dive head first into a dictionary smh

Real g's move in silence

Jury Nullification.

When a jury disagrees with a law, but is under a legal obligation to find guilt/innocence based on that law, they sometimes "nullify the law" by finding Not Guilty. Coolest brush with the law I had... After my son passed, I was more than a little pissed, and still was looking at serving another 12 years. When mr. cool dealer comes in, starts talking shit about how cool it is to sell crack and meth (my son died as a result of his mother smoking meth while pregnant, caused birth defects that killed him 6 years later.) I just snapped, fuckin' "PoP" the fuse blew, I kinda stabbed the shit outta him. C/O pulls me off, points to the camera ... Yeah, all on film.

Turns out, jury would have nullified the case quicker, if I'd killed him instead of just maiming. I made a "self defense" argument. I didn't even get into disciplinary trouble in the joint, only moved my parole date by about a month.

damn!! I missed all the action. shit

Mysticlown420x said:

Naw slim the action is still here. Ain't no one know what it's like to jack a kingpin for a kilo of coke, but I do. Gun right in your face boi what you gonna do? You gon give it up just like I thought.

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I'd taker that gun, and kick your ass. it's that easy

Mysticlown420x said:

Ain't that easy, you see I grew up in Brooklyn my whole life. I done robbed kids, sold Coke, put in mad work for my city. I get +rep in the streets everywhere I go because they know who I am and what I've done. you aint gonna take my gun when it's in yo face. That's what you want to think. But it ain't that easy,
G status all day.

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you're funny

Mysticlown420x said:

Ain't that easy, you see I grew up in Brooklyn my whole life. I done robbed kids, sold Coke, put in mad work for my city. I get +rep in the streets everywhere I go because they know who I am and what I've done. you aint gonna take my gun when it's in yo face. That's what you want to think. But it ain't that easy,
G status all day.

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you and chitown should get together one day. I bet you 2 would end up bff's lol

I need some new teeth.

Troll troll troll your boat....