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akgrown

akgrown

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lol Im just excited I get to bring my guns with me, have not had them around in nearly 10yrs.
 
mellokitty

mellokitty

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ak, this sounds like just the sort of adventure you've been needing! so happy for you! (and yeah, if there's room in the suitcase next to mcpurp.....)
 
darkdestruction420

darkdestruction420

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akgrown said:
LAMO pony. Well Im sure I could get satilite internet but it kind of takes the purpose out of the whole thing. I am going to be working as the chef for a popular fishing lodge. I have plenty of connects for weed up there but, I think I am ready to take a break and sober up a bit. The job is 60hrs a week and 6 days a week. I will have plenty of other things to do like fishing. I never hooked up with an eskimo girl but I have sucked on some eskimo titties(cold as ice lol). I got me a white girl there waiting for me. Its going to be a lot of fun I miss being in the bush. I am hopefully taking my hand cannon and my rifle so If i get bored I can go plinking or kill the first person who does not like my food.
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I had a feeling you were going to say that.(that access wasnt the cause of you going w/o internet0 Sounds like a nice little retreat from it all for a while, did you know you can grow up to 25 plants in your house and not have to worry at all? I dont know that i could resist that myself. Anyway, Have a good trip and stay safe, we'll still be here when you get back...well, i know i will be for sure.
 
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StonedPony said:
I was in alaska years and year ago..............I was in this bar and heard em talking about how you were messured as a man in alaska........well Im not much of a drinking person so I sipped a couple of drinks and wandered over to where some guys were talking and they said to be a man in Alaska you had to drink a quart of Whisky ....go out and sneak up on a polar bear and slap it on the ass and run like hell............then you find you a fine eskimo chick and fuck the hell out of her and I would be a man................welp I said I wanted to be a man in Alaska so I bought a quart of whisky and everyone stood around me and yelling chug chug chug........and I did.........OH FUCK never drank so much in my life.........well I was fucked up ......dont remember much about anything after the last sip.........but they tell me about 3 hours later I walked into the bar all bloody and ripped up...clothes all riped as by claws..........I was staggering on my ass drunk as a fucker......and yelled out OK WHERE THE FUCK IS THE ESKIMO CHICK AT IM SUPPOSE TO SLAP ON THE ASS............
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that shit was so fucking funny.If you made that up you could probably be a comedian or just write jokes for one.
 
SocataSmoker

SocataSmoker

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I'll be moving back in December, can't wait to experience my lovely -40F weekends and snowmachining up ridges along Turnagain Arm, ridge-top solar bowls and taking in miles of rugged snow-capped mountains!

I'll certainly look for ya when I make it back, if you ever drop into the Anchorage area, you let me know and I'll have you some great supplies ready for cooking :-)

And pony there's a saying in the bush... you never lose your wife, you just lose your turn with her. :lol:
 
akgrown

akgrown

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Just got to anchorage a few hours ago spending some time with the fam before I head out. Its 10pm here and the sun is still up...I dont miss that!
 
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