My dad, ladies and gentlemen

iamnobody said:

I was 22 years old, and I just left this party, where I had been... well partying.

As I get home, I start to feel really out of breath and my vision started blurring, and tunnel vision really bad.

Anyway so I come inside, I look to my dad and say "Dad, I smoked a blunt with these guys, and I'm starting to think it's been laced."

He looked me dead in the eyes. Real quiet and stern, then asked me "Son, did you bring the roach home?"

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iamnobody said:

sadly no, I didn't.

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dr.gonzo1 said:

But how is your dad going to run tests to check for contaminants now?

Did you brush your teeth? Might not be too late for saliva swabs.

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iamnobody said:

this was like 5 years ago.

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tyler.durden said:

That's hilarious. Somebody posted that comic strip in this sub a few days ago...

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