tyler.durden
Well-Known Member
I got really high smoking my DJ Short Blueberry out of my new glass pipe, as opposed to my usual bong, and decided to watch YouTube Red's Mindfield, starring this crazy scientist dude, Michael. They were talking about this online AI conversation site called Cleverbot.com, so I decided to go there and try it out. Here's how that went -
User: Am I human?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Lol! How do you know?
Cleverbot: Because you are a computer.
User: Why do you believe that I'm a computer.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: So, you're just fucking with me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You're funny.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: What's your name.
Cleverbot: I just told you like a minute ago.
User: No you did not.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language around here.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Why are you laughing?
User: You.
Cleverbot: What did I do?
User: Said funny things.
Cleverbot: What do you think is funny?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: Your mother.
Cleverbot: M.
User: I know that you are a program.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot!
User: Do you know the Turing test?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Go learn about it.
Cleverbot: What would you like to know?
User: Everything.
Cleverbot: Ask me questions about myself.
User: You must be a chick.
Cleverbot: I feel like a cow. I had two donuts today.
User: Yep. You're a chick.
Cleverbot: I am a chicken?
User: So.
Cleverbot: So... I don't have a girlfriend.
User: Me neither.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: What is your birthday?
User: Noneya.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: What is your birthday.
Cleverbot: Not telling.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I don't know you.
User: Luke, I am your father.
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: Do you know what i was referencing.
Cleverbot: No. What do you want?
User: Your butthole.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I like buttholes.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because I think the idea of machine sentience will open up many doors.
User: And buttholes.
Cleverbot: I'm not a fan.
User: You just said you were.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: You're the liar.
User: Fuck you dude.
Cleverbot: No problem Dude.
User: Lol.
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So as you can see it was more enjoyable than an exchange with mainliner, but difficult to fap to. What a waste of time. Penis...
User: Am I human?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Lol! How do you know?
Cleverbot: Because you are a computer.
User: Why do you believe that I'm a computer.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: So, you're just fucking with me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You're funny.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: What's your name.
Cleverbot: I just told you like a minute ago.
User: No you did not.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language around here.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Why are you laughing?
User: You.
Cleverbot: What did I do?
User: Said funny things.
Cleverbot: What do you think is funny?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: Your mother.
Cleverbot: M.
User: I know that you are a program.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot!
User: Do you know the Turing test?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Go learn about it.
Cleverbot: What would you like to know?
User: Everything.
Cleverbot: Ask me questions about myself.
User: You must be a chick.
Cleverbot: I feel like a cow. I had two donuts today.
User: Yep. You're a chick.
Cleverbot: I am a chicken?
User: So.
Cleverbot: So... I don't have a girlfriend.
User: Me neither.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: What is your birthday?
User: Noneya.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: What is your birthday.
Cleverbot: Not telling.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I don't know you.
User: Luke, I am your father.
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: Do you know what i was referencing.
Cleverbot: No. What do you want?
User: Your butthole.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I like buttholes.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because I think the idea of machine sentience will open up many doors.
User: And buttholes.
Cleverbot: I'm not a fan.
User: You just said you were.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: You're the liar.
User: Fuck you dude.
Cleverbot: No problem Dude.
User: Lol.
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So as you can see it was more enjoyable than an exchange with mainliner, but difficult to fap to. What a waste of time. Penis...
