Munchies

Do you ever notice when getting baked with buddies, you just kinda sit there and you're not hungry til someone mentions food? The first thing anyone mentions at all, sounds like the most delicious thing in the world, no matter what it is.

It goes something like this for me:
WN: "Man, this shit is good. I like the way the carpet feels on my toes and shit"
Friend: "Yeah, my face feels all heavy and shit...."
Pause
Friend: "Hey....Hey...I want ____"
WN: "OH MY FUCKING GOD YES"

So you get hungry and you realize that you're too baked to drive so you go through your cabinets and get excited when you find brownies. So then you decide to make them and you take 20 minutes figuring out how to do so.

I always find that when I'm stoned and I have to do anything it feels like a quest because it takes so long. I'm so lethargic just getting up from the couch feels like the first book in lord of the rings. I'm like "Well, fuck it, Boromir is dead, let's roll"

Then as you progress through whatever it is you're doing you start to realize the end may actually be in sight. Then you get to the store/food is almost done and you're like "Holy shit, I may actually complete this in my lifetime"

So once you have the food in hand you're like "Fuck yes, Mission Complete. Level up, nigga"

Haha, just me?

when im hungry i cant just go get something and bring it downstairs, i have to stay in the kitchen to make sure i can eat as much as i can hahaha

you ever get high and watched chopped on the food channel its fuckin awesome till the food commercials come on

I try not to be a fat-ass, but when I have the munchy urge, I can't help myself.. I hate doing it cause I regret it the next day shitting my brains out. Swiss cake rolls are the shit.

luv those cake rolls....

Haha. Food network while stoned is like torture. My friends buy extra food specifically for when I come over, because I eat EVERYTHING.

Anyone else here a victim of post-high-taco-bell shits? Shit tastes so good while your baked then your anus is angry at you for the week.

Ever notice how even the most disgusting foods are somehow tolerable? Before I started medicating, I use to buy different foods and if I didn't like it, it sat there in the freezer/cupboard for like ever. Now I try something sober and I'll be like "Wow, this sucks fat donkey dick, best save it for after smokage"

fuck those cakes jk

I'm such a fat fuck when stoned. It's so bad for my waistline.

OREO'S, yummmmmm. And I can eat them where ever I want, too. lol.

i fuckin love apple bees when im stoned if ive been parttying like drinkin then waffle house cus they never do me wrong

I will say this. Denny's greasy ass food is tolerable when stoned. When sober, it's fucking awful.

dennys alright but if you want good food to eat high go to a mexican restraunt its like everything mexicans make is made up when they were high

Oh my god, yes sir Arma. I love that shit sober, I'd prolly die and go to heaven if I ate mexican (Real mexican food) while baked.

mae said:

luv those cake rolls....

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im a ring-ding kinda guy

jack in the box tacos haha

thats the key REAL MEXICAN FOOD any one live near fort collins co they have the best mexican restraunt there

I'm starved!

luv mexican

food, that is

anyone like mexican chics put HELL YEAH!!!!