Muh Testicles!

Budley Doright

Budley Doright

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Unclebaldrick said:
Comedy nuggets like this used to come along only every once in a while. We live in a magical time.

Tucker Carlson begs man to prove his balls are swollen

I never want Tucker Carlson to stop talking about Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend's enormous balls

“Swollen Balls” Trends On Twitter As Tucker Carlson Gets Roasted For Saying Nicki Minaj Is Being Censored

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God thanks, I needed that, tough day and gummies just starting to kick lol. Shit don’t get any better, also I should thank Nicki and the balls. :).
 
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carlsbarn

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From the mind that delivered such hits as "aliens came and fucked the monkeys"

Tiger Woods







got big balls
Big ol’ balls
Big as grapefruits
Big as pumpkins
Yes sir, yes sir
And on my really good days
They swell to the size of small dogs
My balls are as big as small dogs
Well, it ain’t braggin’ if it’s true
Yes sir, yes sir
It ain’t braggin’ if it’s true
Muhammed Ali said that
Back when he was a young man
Back when he was Cassius Clay
Before he fought too many fights
And left his brain inside the ring
And sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
I got a friend whose goal in life
Was to one day go down on Madonna
That’s all he wanted, that was all
To one day go down on Madonna
And when my friend was 34
He got his wish in Rome one night
He got to go down on Madonna
In Rome one night, in some hotel
And ever since, he’s been depressed
‘Cause life is shit from here on in
And all our friends just shake their heads
And say, too soon, too soon, too soon,
He went down on Madonna too soon
Too young, too young, too soon, too soon
And it ain’t braggin’ if it’s true
Yes sir, yes sir
It ain’t braggin’ if it’s true
Muhammed Ali said that
Back when he was a young man
Back when he was Cassius Clay
Before he fought too many fights
And left his brain inside the ring
And sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
If certain girls don’t look at you
It means that they like you a lot
If other girls don’t look at you
It just means they’re ignoring you
How can you know, how can you know
Which is which, who’s doing what
I guess that you can ask ’em
Which one are you, baby
Do you like me or are you ignorin me
Do you like me or are you ignorin me
And all you need to do that
Is one good pair of big balls
Balls as big as grapefruits
Balls as big as pumpkins
Balls as big as mine
But even though my balls are big
Sometimes I wish they were bigger
Even bigger
Big as the wheels on tractors
Big as the golden arches
Big as the golden gate bridge
Bit as the state of Kansas
Big as Mars and Jupiter
Big as the swing of Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
 
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schuylaar

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Rurumo said:
That's the beauty of a "cousin's friend", you can find one that will say or do anything. Totally reliable source for Fox Entertainment.
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especially in another country it's like anything can happen. aren't other countries' vaccine different from America?
 
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