420medicineman420
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What is your favorite movie quote?
Movie quotes
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Jakabok Botch
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...i speak in movie quotes
Jakabok Botch
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"Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?"
"I'll enjoy making you bleed. And I'll enjoy making you enjoy it."
Xipe totec always knew what to say lol.....
"consider me willy fuckin wonka and this if my fuckin chocolate factory"
"I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work."
" I think I can still smell your wife's pussy stink on my gun... hope it doesn't rust the barrel."
"You had to come all fuckin' big stick, walkin' tall, like a big fuckin' hero. Got yourself to blame, hero. Look at you now, hero, you're gonna fuckin' bleed to death! "
and thats only 2 movies...
lol good times good times
"I'll enjoy making you bleed. And I'll enjoy making you enjoy it."
Xipe totec always knew what to say lol.....
"consider me willy fuckin wonka and this if my fuckin chocolate factory"
"I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work."
" I think I can still smell your wife's pussy stink on my gun... hope it doesn't rust the barrel."
"You had to come all fuckin' big stick, walkin' tall, like a big fuckin' hero. Got yourself to blame, hero. Look at you now, hero, you're gonna fuckin' bleed to death! "
and thats only 2 movies...
lol good times good times
420medicineman420
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Man, The Devils Rejects is a crazy ass movie!!!
Jakabok Botch
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lol yes...one of my favorites, next to hellraiser
KiefCatcher
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"Total control now. Tooling along the main drag on a Saturday night in Vegas. Two good old boys in a fire-apple red convertible. Stoned. Ripped. Twisted. Good people." ~ Raoul Duke (Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)
dirtyho1968
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"Hey Wang, what's with the pictures? It's a parking lot"
"I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay? "
"What time you due back in boys town"?
"Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it."
" Hey Whitey, where's your hat? "
"Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh"
"Oh but it looks good on you"
"Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch."
"How'd you like to make 14 dollars the hard way"?
Rodney Dangerfield-Caddy Shack
"I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay? "
"What time you due back in boys town"?
"Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it."
" Hey Whitey, where's your hat? "
"Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh"
"Oh but it looks good on you"
"Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch."
"How'd you like to make 14 dollars the hard way"?
Rodney Dangerfield-Caddy Shack
dirtyho1968
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Taggart: I got it! I got it!
Hedley Lamarr: You do?
Taggart: We'll work up a Number 6 on 'em.
Hedley Lamarr: [frowns] "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: Naw, we rape the shit out of them at the Number Six Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous!
Blazing Saddles!
Hedley Lamarr: You do?
Taggart: We'll work up a Number 6 on 'em.
Hedley Lamarr: [frowns] "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: Naw, we rape the shit out of them at the Number Six Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous!
Blazing Saddles!
dirtyho1968
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"Son, fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life."
Animal House
Animal House
dirtyho1968
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"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the 18th and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."
Bill Murray- Caddy Shack
Bill Murray- Caddy Shack
justcallmenasty
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~ Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again, but life goes on.~
fred jung- blow
, was it worth it? Jesus Christ. How irreparably changed my life has become. It's always the last days of summer and I've been left out in the cold with no door to get back in. I'll grant you I've had more than my share of poignant moments. Life passes most people by when they're busy making grand plans for it. Throughout my lifetime I've left pieces of my heart here and there. And now, there's almost barely enough to stay alive. But I force a smile, knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent. There are no more white horses or pretty ladies at my door.~
george jung- blow
fred jung- blow
, was it worth it? Jesus Christ. How irreparably changed my life has become. It's always the last days of summer and I've been left out in the cold with no door to get back in. I'll grant you I've had more than my share of poignant moments. Life passes most people by when they're busy making grand plans for it. Throughout my lifetime I've left pieces of my heart here and there. And now, there's almost barely enough to stay alive. But I force a smile, knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent. There are no more white horses or pretty ladies at my door.~
george jung- blow
PushForKush
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"Jenny!" - Forrest Gump
Dubbz0r
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"You think you're better than me cause you have both your nuts??" - Anger Management
Best movie quote ever is from Snatch:
"So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls. Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns... And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...Written down the side of mine... Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off" - Bullet Toothed Tony
Best movie quote ever is from Snatch:
"So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls. Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns... And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...Written down the side of mine... Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off" - Bullet Toothed Tony