PCXV
Well-Known Member
I've seen people suggest arming teachers, having armed guards, and arming unemployed veterans at schools across the US. Because obviously we all know the NaRrAtive...
More Guns = More Safer
and I've just got to say...
...why not just cut out the middle man and give the kids the guns...
The more guns the better, right?! OK then let's start passing them out to every kid and everything is better, right??!?! Give THEM the guns, and let THEM figure it out.
That's right, arm every kid! Remember that no nation would ever invade the US because they would be scared of our semi-automatic rifles! Take that idea to the schools!! What shooter would come shoot up a school with 100-3000 gun toting students?
Let's just keeping adding more guns to the equation.
PTSD veteran? Take a gun and go make sure those kids behave.
Disgruntled ex-teacher? Don't forget your loaded 9mm as Bob sees you out!
School Police Officer? Run towards that gun fight between teachers and students and try to figure out who the bad guy is!
What could possibly go wrong?
Don't listen to those dumb satan worshipping atheistic marxist liblol demoncrats, they just don't like that you have a fun hobby. You know you need that rapid fire 100 round mag, bump stocked ar15 for your boar hunt! Don't let them tell you human lives are more important than your hobby. Just remember:
More Guns = More Safer
Now go defend your home, who cares if half the time you aren't shooting an intruder or burglar but instead a family member. Make sure to use a long range rifle so that it shoots through your house and kills your neighbor. Oh, and don't worry about locking them up, they always need to be within reach and ready to fire, because with Republican lawmakers and right-wing oligarchs depriving 70% of Americans any financial or social security except the right to own a gun, you are going to need it! Don't worry about little Danny finding it. I mean if he does, he will be safer for it, right?
More Guns = More Safer
and I've just got to say...
...why not just cut out the middle man and give the kids the guns...
The more guns the better, right?! OK then let's start passing them out to every kid and everything is better, right??!?! Give THEM the guns, and let THEM figure it out.
That's right, arm every kid! Remember that no nation would ever invade the US because they would be scared of our semi-automatic rifles! Take that idea to the schools!! What shooter would come shoot up a school with 100-3000 gun toting students?
Let's just keeping adding more guns to the equation.
PTSD veteran? Take a gun and go make sure those kids behave.
Disgruntled ex-teacher? Don't forget your loaded 9mm as Bob sees you out!
School Police Officer? Run towards that gun fight between teachers and students and try to figure out who the bad guy is!
What could possibly go wrong?
Don't listen to those dumb satan worshipping atheistic marxist liblol demoncrats, they just don't like that you have a fun hobby. You know you need that rapid fire 100 round mag, bump stocked ar15 for your boar hunt! Don't let them tell you human lives are more important than your hobby. Just remember:
More Guns = More Safer
Now go defend your home, who cares if half the time you aren't shooting an intruder or burglar but instead a family member. Make sure to use a long range rifle so that it shoots through your house and kills your neighbor. Oh, and don't worry about locking them up, they always need to be within reach and ready to fire, because with Republican lawmakers and right-wing oligarchs depriving 70% of Americans any financial or social security except the right to own a gun, you are going to need it! Don't worry about little Danny finding it. I mean if he does, he will be safer for it, right?
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