mom loving my cannabis plant!!help!!

these days m living with my parents bcoz of some personal issue ..so i planted some seeds on my moms bedroom balcony..now its been 5 months..and i think ready to harvest...so there is the problem- my mom waters n takes care of that plant with all other plants but she DOSENT know that this is illegal plant or a drug plant..she loves it and once she asked me what plant this is ..but i pretended that i dnt noe shit...now i want to harvest it but if she find that plant missing the would bombard questions on me ...so please guys she some ideas ..what should i do ...or what excuse i give if she see her most loved plant missing!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHA... I'm sorry.. but HAHAHAHAHAHA

How old is your Mum? Would somebody 'loving' her physically help your situation? *volunteers*

Tell her you spotted " the well known and damaging "kanooter" bug on that special plant and needed to get rid of it to prevent her other plants from becoming infested...she'll be happy you saved her other plant...g/l

Ps...the kanooter bug bares a close resemblance to the kanooter valve in a car...j/k

I think you are fucked, and it wasn't the brightest thing to do in the 1st place, and I'm not trying to be mean. The only way out is to tell her, and say it helps you deal with your depression at living at home.

i have a hard time believing it but i'll bite....harvest it knock over pot when she asks say i dont know. simple, if she cant tell what a pot plant is i bet she will buy it.

cat ate it (more plausible if you own a veg lizard), knocked it over and the stem snapped, its actually a herb used in cooking and this is how it is dried... lol

If this is the plant in question



I don't think you have to worry about it being done. It doesn't even look as though its flowering yet.





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Havek said:

HAHAHAHA... I'm sorry.. but HAHAHAHAHAHA

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^^^^^^^^^^^^^THIS lol.

jondamon said:

If this is the plant in question

I don't think you have to worry about it being done. It doesn't even look as though its flowering yet.





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Muhahahaha

That is so funny! I had to take a quick look at previous posts to see for myself!

uuumm did ur mom just pwn you? lol

amgprb said:

Muhahahaha

That is so funny! I had to take a quick look at previous posts to see for myself!

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Previous posts???

That plant is in his thread just 9 threads down on GENERAL MJ forum.



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Walter9999 said:

Tell her you spotted " the well known and damaging "kanooter" bug on that special plant and needed to get rid of it to prevent her other plants from becoming infested...she'll be happy you saved her other plant...g/l

Ps...the kanooter bug bares a close resemblance to the kanooter valve in a car...j/k

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oh yeah man that kanooter valve is a bitch to replace that and the damn blinker fluid!!!

Please come back OP, this thread has gold written all over it! x

Just harvest it tell your mom to shut the fuck up. And yell im not a robot!

I have a suggestion,Respect people and their home from the
beginning,especially if you knew she wouldn't be cool with it.




Oh and........HAHAHAHA

My money is when it's ready to harvest, she tells you it got kannooted and she tossed it to save her other plants.

Then ~ 3 weeks later, late at night a familiar smell comes rolling out from under her bedroom door

Sent my wife to the garage for elbow grease. Havent seen her for a month

Your mom has been playing you. She knows what the plant is.. Lol
Why you think it's her favorite plant? Mess with it and your ass will be homeless.

That's her boyfriends' nickname

Kdog988 said:

Sent my wife to the garage for elbow grease. Havent seen her for a month

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