Michigan Friends!!

Friends: Will stand by you while you piss.
Michigan Friends: Will shine a spotlight on your drunk ass while your pissing in the bushes.

Friends: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
Michigan Friends: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the random guy you tried to pick up.

Friends: Hope the night of drinking goes smoothly, and noone misses the ride home.
Michigan Friends: Know some wild shit is gonna happen and set up rally points.

Friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong
Michigan Friends :Will be sitting next to you Saying: Damn!! That shit was fun.

Friends: Cry with you
Michigan Friends: Laugh at you

Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days and then give it back.
Michigan Friends: Steal each other's shit so often, noone remembers who really bought it in the first place.

Friends: Are happy you might have picked up a one night stand and leave ya alone.
Michigan Friends: Will crawl naked into the room with a camera , and hope for the tag team.

Friends: Know a few things about you.
Michigan Friends: Could write a book, with direct quotes from you.

Friends: Will leave you behind , if that's what the crowd is doing.
Michigan Friends: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

Friends: Would knock on your door.
Michigan Friends: Walk right in, yelling "I'm Home".

Friends: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get thrown out of the bar.
Michigan Friends: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.

Friends: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and be sorry you couldn't come.
Michigan Friends: Will share thier last dollar with ya , drag you along anyways, and try to get free drinks all night.

Friends: Will take your drink away, when they think you've had enough.
Michigan Friends: Will look at you stumbleing all over the place and say..You better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste, That's ALCOHOL ABUSE !! HAHHAHAHAHA

Friends: Want the money they loaned you, back next week.
Michigan Friends: Can't remeber who owes who money, after takeing care of each other for sooo long.

Friends: Will say, I've had enough, I can't smoke anymore.
Michigan Friends: Will say , OK OK just one more bowl....and 2 minutes later just one more..and a few minutes, later ok ok just one more.....

Friends:Will talk shit to the person that talks shit about you...
Michigan Friends: Will KNOCK THEM THE FUCK OUT......


OUT MICHIGANDERS!!!

Friends: Will help you home after you have had too much to drink
Michigan Friends: Will take you to their house and after you pass out fuck you in the ass

Pizzzh said:

Friends: Will help you home after you have had too much to drink
Michigan Friends: Will take you to their house and after you pass out fuck you in the ass

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Only if you got drunk at the gay bar !!!!!!!

all the bars in michigan are gay bars.. WHY?? Becuase everyone is queer
hahahahaah

Pizzzh said:

all the bars in michigan are gay bars.. WHY?? Becuase everyone is queer
hahahahaah

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WOW!!! You are just fuckin charming....NOT!! Ya fuckin tool.....

Man... I'm moving to MI soon for a seasonal work-type thing for the summer. I hope I make some friends like this. Harsen's Island if anyone wants to burn with.

damn i'm glad i ain't got friends from Michigan. must be something to do with the cold northern climate affecting the brain ROFL.

Hi. I have a quick question. Do you know if you can smoke wild Michigan Marijuana?

I..uhh smoke some 'wild' Michigan Marijuana. VV

haha this thread is hilarious, even the people hatin on michigan are funny!
Whoever is the drunkest is driving!

Pizzzh said:

Friends: Will help you home after you have had too much to drink
Michigan Friends: Will take you to their house and after you pass out fuck you in the ass

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Spoken like a true buckeye,or is that browneye

M go Blue .

michigan peace fest this weekend (july 11th-13th)... grand junction michigan.

i'll be the skinny white guy with the grilled cheese sandwiches.

Ann arbor!

poutineeh said:

Ann arbor!

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rocks!!!!!!!

I lived in the UP before moving to Ontario. Michigan rocks!
Everything you say about MI is doubly true for the UP.

its all true excpt fuckin you in the ass and all bars are gay i bet if you walked in to a michigian bar and said this is a gay bar youd be dead well at least in southwestern Michigan

Lol they are all true, I was born and raised in upper michigan and I thought this was true everywhere?? lol but I guess it's only true here. GO BLUE!

That's some funny shit, considering i live in MI and all that shit is true. That's just how we roll...BIG FATTIES!! lol

well, im from OH-IO so of course when i saw this thread i was doing my state a favor by coming in here and saying fuck you michigan. fuck you.
but, i did have friend move there for a year or2 &then move back. he did say it was awesome up there, maybe im jus envious ?.. hahaa

dont be sour, just cuz we got medical now