Dude, got a psycho bitch on me right now... Last night had its costs...You sure you're not just makin this up to make up for the jello party?
JK dude. You need to call that milf up and reschedule. Sounds like you had a blast, though.
8 simple words should get her off your back. I'm not gay but I'm willing to learn.
You see, the friday night jello party was not planned. Another night of sitting around the dorm playing cards and eventually ordering a pizza then passing out would be really 'gay' [sorry to use the word like a fourth-grader would]. A whole bunch of dudes getting drunk off of Jello shots would also be 'gay', but at least we'd be drunk. So it just kind of happened. Anyways, we needed to know whether we were doing it right. It would be fucking embarrassing for these chicks to come by and show them we don't even know how to make Jello.8 simple words should get her off your back. I'm not gay but I'm willing to learn.
Just tell her about friday nights jello party, she'll believe you then.
Just had a thought here...We all clicked on a link that says "Men drinking jello shots" WTF? What was I expecting to see? Does that make me gay too?