Mayo and Dorito Sandwhiches?

Da Almighty Jew said:

yea i do, its kosher

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damn thats nasty

lofl, when my bf is hungry and too lazy to make a sandwich (every night), he eats mustard on bread.

i've seen him eat mustard and a pretzel on a bun.

men r so lazy

medicalmaryjane said:

lofl, when my bf is hungry and too lazy to make a sandwich (every night), he eats mustard on bread.

i've seen him eat mustard and a pretzel on a bun.

men r so lazy

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is it laziness or efficiency? Does he eat it over the sink?

EvlMunkee said:

is it laziness or efficiency? Does he eat it over the sink?

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sometimes, other times on the couch. he never uses a plate though, sometimes a paper towel. it's half being efficient but half lazy. he would say he doesn't care enough to make something decent but i would never eat the stuff he eats.

I use paper towels as plates a lot too! Great minds think alike!

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Morgan Lynn said:

Dude. gross. hahaha

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Make french toast 2-6 slices depending on how much chronic is in your blood. Then make the same amount of fried eggs over medium. Fry up some bacon throw it all in the french toast and add just a lil drizzle of maple syrup. Dope tastic.

EaStW00d said:

I use paper towels as plates a lot too! Great minds think alike!

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great minds use limp plates that absorb fluids??

Peanut butter and doritos (cheetos acceptable) sandwich

Morgan Lynn said:

Menudo is beef stomach soup, right?

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medicalmaryjane said:

lofl, when my bf is hungry and too lazy to make a sandwich (every night), he eats mustard on bread.

i've seen him eat mustard and a pretzel on a bun.

men r so lazy

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i put mustard on bologna and fold it into a taco and eat it like that.shits bomb.

Half stick, or whole stick of butter...bag or two of lil marshmallow, melt til its all gooey and great...pop popcorn and pour over... mix it all up...awesome!

CR500ROOST said:

i put mustard on bologna and fold it into a taco and eat it like that.shits bomb.

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he makes taco sandwiches too. sandwich rollups, whatever you want to call them.

lazy people sandwich!!

vegetable ritz with babybel cheese and boars head is the perfect meal... with mustard with the seeds in it MMMMMMmmmmmm!

medicalmaryjane said:

he makes taco sandwiches too. sandwich rollups, whatever you want to call them.

lazy people sandwich!!

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ahahaha the funny thing is tht the only reason i dont make the whole sandwich is cause i am a lazy fuck lol

CR500ROOST said:

ahahaha the funny thing is tht the only reason i dont make the whole sandwich is cause i am a lazy fuck lol

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put the mayo on with your finger lolll

MrStickyScissors said:

put the mayo on with your finger lolll

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lofl, he would do some shit like that. then he also make PBJ and he gets the jelly all inside the peanut butte ebcause hes too lazy to wipe the knife off. so gross

medicalmaryjane said:

lofl, he would do some shit like that. then he also make PBJ and he gets the jelly all inside the peanut butte ebcause hes too lazy to wipe the knife off. so gross

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do not like failed container hygiene
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so gross to see hair at the botoom of a mayo jar