Marine beats would be thief...

I mean, thief falls... and ... yea, no... he got beat!

Old, but still amusing!

Haha, the police explanation tickles me pink

Damn!! all that from a fall?

That's what happens when you stab a marine... you fall... hard...

doc fever , you may wanna take a look at this .

You stab me, you die. I always carry my Sig Sauer 9mm and I got my Smith and Wesson 44. mag as well. I got me a concealed weapons permit.