Bulletproof_Love
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Hopefully it recovers, I'm like 7 weeks into veg. Out of paranoia I evacuated my tent and ditched it in the woods. Hopefully the damage is beneficial like cropping. Only time will tell.
Mangled my plant by shoving it in a duffel bag and leaving it in the woods.
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Lucky Luke
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Something tells me there is an interesting story behind this?
Bulletproof_Love
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The moral of the story is... Don't deal to the wrong people. In fact, don't deal at all. It's one or the other when you do this and it was a close call.
MonkeyGrinder
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Finish the story man!
Farmer's Hat
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She will bounce back like a champ
Bulletproof_Love
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TL;DR: Little prick's mom bluffed about calling the cops on me.
Long Version:
>Be Eddy
>23
>Fed Up with life and the way things are going
>He decides to become a drug dealer.
>Says he'll meet up with a junior in high school for a dime
>Kid's a no show,
>Txts the kid, "WYA? Bring it tomorrow?"
>Text back: Bring what? Jog my memory.
>*Face Palm* FRIKIN IDIOT
>Gets a call from the kids phone... its his mom on the other line
>His phone was taken away apparently.
>"What are you bringing to my son!?!"
>(in my mind) fuckkkkkkk
>(lies) um... homework.
>"Bullshit, you woulda just said so"
>"They were condoms okay, sorry..."
>She buys it for two hours.
>I get a call back from the number... The kid is in tears.."WHY DID YOU TELL MY MOM I WAS GETTING CONDOMS"
>Little shit, he didn't play along like a smart person would...
>Crazy woman starts shouting at the top of her lungs : "I'VE GOT A COP IN THE ROOM AND YOUR GONNA TELL ME WHAT YOUR DOING. I GOT YOUR ADDRESS!!! YOU LIVE BY ----------!!"
>Forgets what the fifth amendment is....
>Panicked reaction... :IT WAS BUD IM SORRY.
>The woman: COPS SHOWING UP TO YOUR HOUSE ANY SECOND.
SO I threw all the cuttings i had taken that hadn't rooted yet and put it in a sewer nearby. got my duffel bag and shoved my White Widow into the thing and then rode my bike into the woods. ditched it there for a night. Found out that shit was all a bluff. I went to where I ditched her and took her back into the tent and she's recovering 0kay.
MonkeyGrinder
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You're doing it wrong bro. Juniors in high school don't know what
Steer clear of minors. It's a fast track to getting your ass reamed and tossed in the pokey. A judge is going to hit you as hard as they can in the event some shit kid rolls on you.
Find other stable clients outside of high school. If you don't have enough just remember slow money is better than no money.
Things to avoid.
>Kids.
>People on probation.
>People with pending charges.
>8-10 women. You have to figure out if they're down as fuck long before entering into a business relationship with them. Your typical female the first time they feel slighted in the least usually means they're putting you on blast anywhere they can to whoever will listen.
A chick won't throw down with you. They and 2-3 of their friends will blow up your sheriff departments anonymous tip line up until the point they see you in the busted papers.
This doesn't apply to you RIU girls.
You need to rethink your gameplan though.
Bulletproof_Love
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Oh definitely dude. I'm not even gonna tell my dealer that I was the one growing it. I'll just say "my boy from (whererver this shit is legal) was in town and drove all the way over with a shit ton that he grew for himself, I'd keep it but I need the money." He won't ask a lot of questions. bud is bud.If i were you, i'd just supply a dealer and be done with it... one deal, every so often instead of bits n bobs which increases the risk dramatically... but yea, your white widow will return to glory
sure beats the fuck out of buying an 1/8, breaking even, and then smoking the shake that is at the bottom of the bag when its done.
Bulletproof_Love
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The only game plan was get money... get faded. but I need to reevaluate. too much at stake here. When you grow, its like living like Anne Frank. And don't worry, the only girls that cop from me so far, are the stoner girls I've known for a while since like middle school...
Bulletproof_Love
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Any leaf that was particularly mangled and discolored, I pruned. Hopefully it's not a big deal. I did however bring back some uknonwn woodland pests. But I highly doubt their numbers are enough to cause an infestation. I'll monitor for holes and the leaves and I'm praying there isn't an egg sack or something that I just don't know about...yet...
sickleaf
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goodluck bro!
Bulletproof_Love
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Huge Gash in the branch. Ironically it is growing pretty vigorously. Also, one of the tops are Trifoliating(3 branches of fan leaves per node). Anything to worry about? Run off water shows 7.12 pH on my meter but the liquid test is dark green (6.5).
>I get a call back from the number... The kid is in tears.."WHY DID YOU TELL MY MOM I WAS GETTING CONDOMS"
If you're 23 selling weed to children young enough to have their phones taken away by mom/dad or cries because someone told his mother he was getting rubbers you should be ashamed of yourself.
If you're 23 selling weed to children young enough to have their phones taken away by mom/dad or cries because someone told his mother he was getting rubbers you should be ashamed of yourself.
Bulletproof_Love
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Dude is like old enough to drive and stuff. It really wasn't that serious when it was happening , We laugh about it now though. And no he wasn't in tears I'm exaggerating.
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