Man Flees Naked From Home After Finding Spider In Bed

Ack I freaking loathe spiders, if they are in my house, they are killed. If they crawl too close to me outside, they are smooshed. I do love messing with our resident outside spider that makes tunnel webs, I blow on his web & he'll come out like "oh yeah food!' then I blow harder on his web to make him run back into his den. I am easily amused when high
I got the pic from a pal, but it's how I feel about spiders & snakes, still can't get anything to resize bigger even tho I tried DirtyHoe's advice.