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Indefinately

Indefinately

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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair.

So she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.

The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead.

She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head.

The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!" '.
 
haight

haight

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Guy walks into the bar and orders 12 martinis. Bartender says What are you celebrating? Guy says, ... My first blowjob. Bartenders says, Hey, great I'm gonna give you a bakers dozen. Guy says, No, if 12 martinis don't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will.
 
TheHempberg369

TheHempberg369

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Seen this joke in a movie


Two guys break in a house to rob
One of them finds people inside a lady and her husband.
And thw other guy says we need to kill them they are witnesses.
So the other guy says ok before we do this i want to know their names atleast....
So he ask the lady " whats you name ?"
She replies " isabel"
The robber says ima let you live since my mom's name is isbel....
He ask the old man "whats your name?" he says " juan , but all my friends call me isabel"
 
StonedFarmer

StonedFarmer

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So a pedophile on the beach lays down in the sun

A man walks over and says get out of my son.

It was better in me head
 
Nugachino

Nugachino

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What's the difference between a cheap hooker. And a rooster?

One says "cock a doodle do". The other says "any cock'll do".
 
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