Magic Mike for Global Mod - A Poll

I need to hear a campaign speech or some shit before I cast my vote. Whatya got @Magic Mike ?

@Singlemalt global ombudsman

@Singlemalt fir 2014 global mod

Vote for hope

Vote for dick pics not being instantly deleted

At least @Magic Mike
I hope you let us enjoy the dick pics for a full day before you savagely take them down like some prude

We need to enjoy every Inch of the shaft then make obscene comments lol

Hear ye hear ye

Ladies and gentlemen.

I’m here to tell you all in this gathering here today,

I’m not here to change a god dam thing.

perhaps some of you have been abused by moderators in the past,

I don’t give a fuck.

you can whine and pout about it all you want.

Some of you may think I’m here after a ban hammer, I’m not.

I might like to have a ban hammer though.

I might like to have a ban hammer just so I could put it next to my cock.

I am here to preserve your freedom, of speech and freedom of the press.

So if some whiney, butt hurt patron gets in an internet argument and should come to me wanting me to get involved,

I will flat out tell them,

go away snitch! and that BAN hammer will swing then, just like my cock swings in my under wear.

and that’s what I can do, that is my pledge to you.

and that’ll be all ladies and gentlemen.

thank you and god bless ,

fuck yeah...you got my vote

Pinworm said:

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I didn't know that was supposed to go in the front
Thanks

Magic Mike said:

Hear ye hear ye

Ladies and gentlemen.

I’m here to tell you all in this gathering here today,

I’m not here to change a god dam thing.

perhaps some of you have been abused by moderators in the past,

I don’t give a fuck.

you can whine and pout about it all you want.

Some of you may think I’m here after a ban hammer, I’m not.

I might like to have a ban hammer though.

I might like to have a ban hammer just so I could put it next to my cock.

I am here to preserve your freedom, of speech and freedom of the press.

So if some whiney, butt hurt patron gets in an internet argument and should come to me wanting me to get involved,

I will flat out tell them,

go away snitch! and that BAN hammer will swing then, just like my cock swings in my under wear.

and that’s what I can do, that is my pledge to you.

and that’ll be all ladies and gentlemen.

thank you and god bless ,

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YES THANK YOU


you have my vote magic mike

All, and I mean all politicians lie

Jimdamick said:

It is not racist, unless you consider fags a race.They are not, they are actually multi-cultural, destined to bring joy and happiness to every aspect of society, especially those who need a good haircut.

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we don't like the word "fag"

please use the word "Meat Muncher"

justjeffrey said:

we don't like the word "fag"

please use the word "Meat Muncher"

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For myself I prefer the term cum dumpster, or cum depository - CD for short. I guess that isn't really about sexual preference and more about what you do with the goods once you have them...