@m@ sunshine...!preguntame algo perra!!

mr sunshine

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Hey if you were a girl would you clean your asshole extra well and make sure all your parts were extra clean in case some guy grabs you and pulls you behind a dumpster, rips your pants off and starts licking your asshole? Or would you not think that far ahead and just keep your shit half clean like a dude?
I wouldn't clean my ass I would want the guy to taste what I got inside....@bu$hleaguer..I'm sorry brother I lied.. I would keep my ass squeaky clean because I would be a whore...that's the honest truth...
 
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mr sunshine

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Tienes "Ojos Verde" por Mario Alba?
No my eyes are brown!
Do you have a job?




















my grass needs cut
I do have a job... my grass needs to be cut to!
Do you feel bad for the lead singer of Creed?

Can you take him higher?
I feel extremely bad for him..This reminds me of a time my wet back friend broke up with his girlfriend and listened to creed for a week straight. ..it was so fucken funny!
Do you think @sunni will ever move to Hawaii and have a baby with me?
No. I'm flying her out to California as soon as I get rid of these foodstamps... One way ticket bro!
How many hours a day do you "hang out" at home depot? No racial.
I kick it at Walmart like normal people!
 
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Garden Boss

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Have you ever intentionally given your girl yeast infection?

Have you ever sucked off a hobo?

Have you ever intentionally huffed anything to get high?

Have you ever hitchhiked? If so, where?

Have you ever jerked off from a tall ladder?

Have you ever finished a fifth of whiskey solo?
 
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