Chip Green
Well-Known Member
Ain't no two headers in da Yoop doh.
Don't need dem, we got da tirty pointer doh, eh?
Don't need dem, we got da tirty pointer doh, eh?
Its kind of like Fallout, but instead of nuclear explosions the mushroom clouds are from the meth labs blowing up.
Every night its neighbors screaming at each other, dogs barking and roaming the streets in packs, cats fighting, police flying up and down the road with sirens, the factories fulls of slaves bellowing as the hammers slam, and the only time you get a deer is when your driving 60 and a herd of them run out. Everyone steals from and back stabs each other and is still friends after. Their most cherished memories are times they conned their loved ones out of money and got good dope with it.
Instead of roosters, every morning when the sun comes up the neighborhood dogs see each other and start barking for about 40 minutes straight as all the neighbors yell at each others dogs and prepare for the day. Because that is what you do when you are poor and can't afford to feed yourself, you take on as many animals as you can/can't hold and leave them in cages or let them roam loose while your out trying to get drunk/high/paid/fucked.
The nicest places in Michigan are owned by wealthy outsiders who use it as a vacation spot and the economy is based around keeping them happy.
Edit: if you could call it an economy
i contribute a lot to this forum,it would be nice to get an answer instead of a bunch of jokes