Looking for a killer strain

Im looking for an indoor strain that will produce dense heavy buds, be shortish in stature and have a good head buzz. Im not into couch lock very much unless its late at night. I enjoy laughing my ass off. Any suggestions??
Thanks - Godspeed

Hey GOD,

Have you ever tried MANGO? The plant is DENSE and heavy... a fantastic yield... VERY STANKY...

I am no expert on HIGH... so somebody else may have to give you the skinny in that department.

cheers

Garden Knowm said:

Hey GOD,

Have you ever tried MANGO? The plant is DENSE and heavy... a fantastic yield... VERY STANKY...

I am no expert on HIGH... so somebody else may have to give you the skinny in that department.

cheers

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Hey GK. How is NYC treating ya? I will look into Mango; dense and Stank sounds very exciting. Thanks for the lead. Oh question for ya. Can a simple litmus test be used to check ph on the water coming out of the pot during a flush?

bump, anyone else know of some awesome strains that are heavy and short? I dont care much for couch lock, I really enjoy a more sativa type.

Just keep the sativa short by topping it when its 2 weeks old and keeping it in fairly small pots to stop it stretching to much.
I repot the sativas 3 times in my small area and the final repotting is when theyve been flowering for 3 weeks,this slows their height growth right down and makes em get fatter than usual for a small area anyway.

A good high i found was shaman and ive used that plant in my crosses and you can still smell it not quite as strong a smell as the original shaman but its still there.
Has about 14% thc,so if you harvest it after 10 weeks it will just give you an up high

You can make any weed have a sativa or indica high, you just have to harvest a little sooner for that heady uppity high, harvest later for a nice stoned narcotic deal.

I am looking for dense, short, but couch-lock.

So almost the same thing.

Suggestions?

D3adH3ad said:

You can make any weed have a sativa or indica high, you just have to harvest a little sooner for that heady uppity high, harvest later for a nice stoned narcotic deal.

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How much sooner please?

I am an insomniac so I like something to help me sleep.

I am also an artist and like something to inspire me during the day without making me sleepy.

Any suggestions???

I would say AK-47. The yield is great and if you let it go to 80 days it's like getting kicked in the face with a steel toe boot. It stinks like nothing else.

stick to sativa. I prefer to be slammed. Highest possible octane. Dont wanna really talk...just be torn up. But if your chatty,..grow some sativa, and find a coffee shop!

NIRVANA'S PAPAYA

Papaya is a fast growing, disease resistant, and usually early maturing strain. Papaya is a heavy, greasy indica staying low and dense, very suitable for sea of green gardens. Papaya has an exotic tropical aroma that reminds one of the scent of whiskey pipe tobacco. The buzz from our papaya is lethargic, almost narcotic.

• Plant type: Best suitable for indoor growing.
• Plant height: Short- Mostly Indica
• Stoned or high?: Stoned- Indica Body Buzz
• THC level: Strong 15-20%
• Flowering Weeks: 7/9
• Yield (Sea of Green on one m2) : 350-450
• Harvest Month: 9/10
• Grow difficulty: Moderate

With the AK it has a sativa and indica dominant type. Both are great tho.

I love love Sativas. My favorite was Kali Mist although the Sativa dominant AK47 is really kill. Right now I'm growing Willie Nelson which is an F1 Vietnamese/Highland Nepalese.

You can only do so much with a pure Sativa for stretch. The other challenge is giving a Sativa enough time to flower.