LOL... what's on your local news tonight?

doobnVA

doobnVA

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A breaking story from MY local news:

Plastic clamshell packaging causes over 6000 injuries every year. Apparently consumers are "outraged" over these hard-to-open packages (really? "outraged"? methinks some consumers need a hobby!).

Anyway... not really political, just thought I'd throw it out there. You can always count on the local news to cover the real problems of the people.

What's on your local news tonight?
 
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redivider

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there's actually an industry dedicated to developing and merchandising openers for these types of packages, there was even a report on yahoo about which one was most effective, most dangerous, stuff like that....
 
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Keenly

Guest
its called a can opener... and it works perfect..

if people are going to be too eager to think before ripping open a hard plastic package because they need whats in the package SO bad... then so be it
 
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Carl Moss

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"A deadly gas cloud has lead authorities to order the immediate evacuation of 4 local cities, is yours one? Tune in at 11 to find out!"


Okay, not really, but yeah local news teasers are infinitely annoying.
 
doobnVA

doobnVA

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Carl Moss said:
"A deadly gas cloud has lead authorities to order the immediate evacuation of 4 local cities, is yours one? Tune in at 11 to find out!"


Okay, not really, but yeah local news teasers are infinitely annoying.
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LOL! Commercial at 5pm

"Something in YOUR refrigerator may be killing you. Tune in at 10 to find out why."

AAAAAAAARGH!!! But that's 5 hours away! What if I'm DEAD by then?

Yeah, those teasers have got to go.
 
mastakoosh

mastakoosh

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Source: CBS
The man who confessed to strangling his girlfriend and putting her body down a manhole was found unresponsive in his cell Monday evening and later died.
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