Little mice dicks. Men replaced.

Jimmyjonestoo · Jan 5, 2012

Winter Woman said:
Are you sure your not an out of work comedian?

Found myself thinking the same thing.

socaliboy · Jan 5, 2012

cannabineer said:
I think I know why they're not using gerbils ... cn

potpimp · Jan 5, 2012

I've got something a LOT better for the delivery system than a turkey baster. In fact, it can replace both the baster and B.O.B. (Battery Operated Boyfriend). Nothing like fresh baby batter too, none of that yucky frozen stuff from someone you don't even know.

potpimp · Jan 5, 2012

Carne Seca said:
Speak for yourself, straight man. Gay men will continue to delight women until the end of time.

Yeah, but we're not talking about helping pick out shoes.

Carne Seca · Jan 5, 2012

potpimp said:
Yeah, but we're not talking about helping pick out shoes.

damn.

medicalmaryjane · Jan 5, 2012

yes, but where would we get $$ if our men weren't hard at work?

PeyoteReligion · Jan 5, 2012

It's odd, I remember hearing a news story about something to the affect of this a FEW years ago. Maybe more than 5 years. About synthetic semen. I think too many women in the world are put off by the idea of lab created spooge. And turkey basting. Warm flesh has no substitute.

cannabineer · Jan 5, 2012

medicalmaryjane said:
yes, but where would we get $$ if our men weren't hard at work?

So that's what I did wrong! I was only hard at home, in bed. cn

Hydrotech364 · Jan 5, 2012

I'm sure they'll put the little pecker on an I Phone then women will shine us completely.

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