List of BUZZ KILLS

burlingo

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paranoid people,

sister drove me mad the other day. she thought she was dieing (from weed! haha).
 

Charfizcool

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skeet skeet!...fucking black people...I hate ppl who fucking say racist shit but "jokingly" so its like "okkkk...do I get mad or what?" oh ya my mom and bro are black.
 

atombomb

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I embrace death, for it is the only way to find out the truth. The real truth. Weather or not there really is life...after death. I look forward to that day. Hopefully it's in my sleep when I'm old and gray. Not next week in a truck filled with rocket fuel that lost its brakes going down a nasty hill in the rockies. I guess one can only hope.
 

Where in the hell am I?

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people who ruin good posts by starting shit...
Hell yah!
I'd have to say sittin down @ chow, findin out the punk a couple rows away from you is a cho-mo and someone else bookin him before you can get yer shit out quick enough to protect humanity from the incurable disease! Then findin out the other guy didnt do a good enough job, when you know you are a one hit kill kinda guy.
That,and those fucking Lima beans:spew:
 

skiskate

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Hell yah!
I'd have to say sittin down @ chow, findin out the punk a couple rows away from you is a cho-mo and someone else bookin him before you can get yer shit out quick enough to protect humanity from the incurable disease! Then findin out the other guy didnt do a good enough job, when you know you are a one hit kill kinda guy.
That,and those fucking Lima beans:spew:
I dunno if its because im too stoned, but i didnt understand that at all.
 

jnuggs

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people who get paranoid and think they need to remind you how pot is illegal, and how you can go to jail, etc etc, if you get caught. I already know..why constantly remind..ahhh...
 

RetiredToker76

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1. Toking with a noob who hasn't taken a hit yet and is sitting there in a state of cognitive dissonance while you start baking. Followed by that eternity where you wait for them to make up their mind.

2. Her husband coming home early after we'd smoked a nice cone and started getting it on. He didn't know 1. she smoked or 2. she was having an affair with a 16 year old. Jumping out of windows while getting dressed is hard enough sober it's even worse stoned.

3. Someone getting so deep that they get depressed and bring the whole party down.
 

panhead

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When your laying in bed,just finished smoking a hell of a joint,now your in that dreamy state where your just falling off to sleep,everything bad in the world is gone & all your doing is digging the feeling of going to sleep when all of the sudden your girlfreind gives you a dutch oven :spew:

End Buzz.
 

puffpuffPASSEDOUT

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When your laying in bed,just finished smoking a hell of a joint,now your in that dreamy state where your just falling off to sleep,everything bad in the world is gone & all your doing is digging the feeling of going to sleep when all of the sudden your girlfreind gives you a dutch oven :spew:

End Buzz.
I would 187 that hoe! haha ...Wow she deserves her toothbrush rubbed on your balls or something man LMAO
 

skippy pb

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Talkin on the phone with most girls! (Disclaimer: notice the most part, and notice it says girls not woman.)

If you ever smoke with girls or talk on the phone with girls you should realize you kinda hate them in a way. Now im taking it out of porportion but this is kinda what im getting at. Yeah im an asshole i know that already. But anyways aside from the one girl you really love or few they dont count for this. But any other girls i found that if you talk to them on the phone you end up going to bed singing suicidal thoughts by biggie. NOPE i will not do it, i dont even think its worth it anymore even if shes supper hot, nope. Only if i take a couple xanax then maybe.
I hate the phone now permenantly. I mean i dont smoke weed so i can hear 5 hours of complients/2 hours of argueing/and 3 hours of random bullshit i dont care about. I smoke so i can get away from my owe problems i dont need theres too. FUck the phone.
 
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