Wanna here a funny one....my assface Dad was on the phone with me once while a hockey game was on...his faggot ass was out west and I was in Michigan...we both had the game on live, but I was like 3 seconds ahead of his loser cocksucking , lover of multiple cocks in his face ass...it was weird, when the wings scored he was like " gurggle gurggle sluurp,holy shit, theres a slight time lapse" ( as he took 3 in the ass )...we joked about a betting scam, but he was too busy cramming cock anywhere possible