Mr Neutron
Well-Known Member
Why isn't "phonetic" spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under the plane's seats instead of a parachute?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
If a cow laughs too hard, does milk come out her nose?
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
If nothing sticks to teflon, how do they make it stick to the pan?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad at a drive-up ATM?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Why is the man that invests your money called a broker?
Why is the third hand on your watch/clock, called the second hand?
Why is it called "rush hour" when everybody is sitting still?
Why did kamakazi pilots wear helmets?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
If Federal Express and UPS merged, would it be called Fed Up?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of bald men?
Since the speed of light is faster than the speed of sound, is that why
some people appear to be bright until you hear them speak?
Why are they called stands, when they are made for sitting?
Why are "wise man" and "wise guy" not the same thing?
Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean the opposite?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?
Why is called "after dark" when it's really "after light"?
Why is it necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage
situation?
How much deeper would the oceans be if there weren't any sponges?
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women to hear, is he still
wrong?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Why do people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest but ducks when you throw the gun
at him?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Do illiterate people get the same enjoyment from alphabet soup?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under the plane's seats instead of a parachute?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
If a cow laughs too hard, does milk come out her nose?
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
If nothing sticks to teflon, how do they make it stick to the pan?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad at a drive-up ATM?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Why is the man that invests your money called a broker?
Why is the third hand on your watch/clock, called the second hand?
Why is it called "rush hour" when everybody is sitting still?
Why did kamakazi pilots wear helmets?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
If Federal Express and UPS merged, would it be called Fed Up?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of bald men?
Since the speed of light is faster than the speed of sound, is that why
some people appear to be bright until you hear them speak?
Why are they called stands, when they are made for sitting?
Why are "wise man" and "wise guy" not the same thing?
Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean the opposite?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?
Why is called "after dark" when it's really "after light"?
Why is it necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage
situation?
How much deeper would the oceans be if there weren't any sponges?
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women to hear, is he still
wrong?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Why do people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest but ducks when you throw the gun
at him?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Do illiterate people get the same enjoyment from alphabet soup?
