Lifes Lessons, wot have u learnt?

ive been around now for about a quarter century, and i thought i knew it all wen i was 16 haha..but in hindsight i was very wrong..anyways ive learnt alot of shit along the way, so why dont tu share ur lifes lessons too

*Theres only 1 thing better then pussy, NEW pussy..
*You cant talk sense into a drunk person so dont bother
*You cant tell a dude about his chick, he'll do what he wants to do, regardless of how poisonous she is for him

"Its better to be young and stupid than old and wise" at least for a few years

oh and

"WHITE MEN CANT JUMP"

You can only rely on yourself.
Don't be taken in by people.
Always think for yourself.
Be extremely careful about who you trust.
If you want a secret to stay a secret, simply don't tell anybody.
Fool me once - shame on you, fool me twice - shame on me.
Believe in yourself.

Don't trust women with your Credit card.

Always wear a condom.

Be honest....unless its about illegal stuff, then just keep your mouth shut.

You have no friends when it comes to drugs or money.

Airwave said:

You can only rely on yourself.
Don't be taken in by people.
Always think for yourself.
Be extremely careful about who you trust.
Fool me once - shame on you, fool me twice - shame on me.
Believe in yourself.

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^^yep, these are also mine too, like to a tee..
My pop actually told me to 'never trust anyone', he got ripped off for over a $mill worth of unpaid work once,.. i said to him him 'not even ur wife? ur brother?' and he just looked at me and dint say anything.. yeh he meant 'anyone'

Timing is the key to a successful life.

take people as you find them expect the same back

keep the woman in your life happy everything else will fall into place

put your faith in god and keep your powder dry

never trust a skinny cook

dont fight with po po it only ends 1 way

Live and Let Live
Always think before you act
When writting graffiti always dress nice like your walking home from work
Calculated thoughts
Too many pain pills will make you constipated
Never take someones word for it

Don't marry a girl with big hands,

Makes you dick look small.

Old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher!

when yer out on on the town and u see a cute girl, just remember... that No matter how HOT she is... there's a some guy, somewhere... who's sick of her shit...

you cant change other people, only yourself and how you react to them.

if something seems too good to be true...IT IS.

trust yourself above all others. you will always know in your mind, body and soul what you need.

be confident in who you are and dont dumb yourself down to fit in with others. you may be familiar with this part of a quote:

"There's nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same."

and one of my favourite quotes from Dr Seuss
"Be who you are and say what you feel. Because those who mind dont matter, and those who matter dont mind"

I'm 46 now, looking back...
Act instead of react.
You don't plan to fail..You just fail to plan.
Your Parents were right and you didn't know it all at 16, 17 18 or 21 . lol
Having a child and raising them is what life WAS all about.
Helping others is the second best drug Wink, Wink...
A good laugh at yourself is Fucking priceless....