Letters to Santa

racerboy71 · Dec 14, 2014

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rory420420 · Dec 14, 2014

I just want my 6 beans that popped to be female...

KLITE · Dec 14, 2014

I asked for one of these but i got a reply saying santa cant carry it in his bag, not since the surgery anyways.

KLITE · Dec 14, 2014

I just want my 6 beans that popped to be female...

Lol perv

WHATFG · Dec 14, 2014

oldtimer54 said:
My letters to Santa consist of the following.

AMABO EROM ON
These letters to santa are secretly coded
Only people with mediocre intellect can solve this or possibly Uncle Buck !

And you would rather it be...?

tytheguy111 · Dec 14, 2014

dear Santa:

i want two gallons of lube

a Justin beieber poster

and a really stiff banana

Granny weed · Dec 14, 2014

WHATFG · Dec 14, 2014

Granny weed said:
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Very nice!

Granny weed · Dec 14, 2014

WHATFG said:
Very nice!

Is'nt it, not much to ask don't you think. :roll:

Hookabelly · Dec 14, 2014

I would just like 2015 to be better than 2014. This year was pretty bad for me and my family

ebgood · Dec 14, 2014

Hookabelly said:
I would just like 2015 to be better than 2014. This year was pretty bad for me and my family

second that

racerboy71 · Dec 14, 2014

Hookabelly said:
I would just like 2015 to be better than 2014. This year was pretty bad for me and my family

for you hooka..

Blue Wizard · Dec 14, 2014

chewberto said:
All I know is my kid will NOT be getting the best presents from Santa, rather the mediocre things, as to preserve my Title of "the Best Around" to my children. fuck Santas porky Mythological punk ass, trying to steal all the joy from the hard working Parents... You know how hard it is to make money these days. Fuck Santa

Just buy the "Santa" gifts from a gas station. Your presents will look spectacular when compared to the plastic funnel and bag of spicy pork rinds Santa gave them.

Hookabelly · Dec 14, 2014

racerboy71 said:
for you hooka..

Thank you Racerboy. I feel like that guy looks right about now :-(

chewberto · Dec 18, 2014

WHATFG · Dec 18, 2014

We don't buy our kids shit throuout the year...they don't even get an allowance, but Christmas and birthdays are special.

Diabolical666 · Dec 18, 2014

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hopefully it comes with a housekeeper. hate to clean that pup

Diabolical666 · Dec 18, 2014

I went and saw Santa...he called me a Ho 3 times

WHATFG · Dec 18, 2014

Hahaha hohoho!

bu$hleaguer · Dec 18, 2014

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