Lets Be RANDOM!!!!! (its a game)

Rules : Reply to the person with something random

Example:

person A: Damnit Janet Why the hell arent there any eggs!!!

person B: Because you fucked the alligator

Got it? Good.

I shall start.



Where the fuck did I put the ostritch?

I don't get it, what's funny about that?

bongtokinjuggalo said:

Where the fuck did I put the ostritch?

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Jesus Christ, you should get that checked out by a doctor.

UncleBuck said:

Jesus Christ, you should get that checked out by a doctor.

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Hell no! I'm buying a lawn mower on Tuesday.

jhopkins34 said:

Hell no! I'm buying a lawn mower on Tuesday.

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but was it really necessary to beat him with a sock of nickels?

UncleBuck said:

but was it really necessary to beat him with a sock of nickels?

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Animals are our friends, but they won't lend us money.

Therefore we must induce prostate stimulation

as we rub the prostate from the cows anus..........all of a sudden.........

i can't seem to convince him to pull his thumb out of his ass

undertheice said:

i can't seem to convince him to pull his thumb out of his ass

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this t shirt taste like old man diapers and I just pooped a hammer

yeesh this makes more sense than the "attention atheist" thread

but in good fun....

benassi, thank goodness you passed that hammer! i thought id never nail anyone again!

Billy told the doctor theres 33 jellybeans in my eye

somebody came up, grabbed my ankles and poured bees in their underwear.