lend a hand to a pot head in need

ok to keep the story short ive recently been in the trouble with the law, a little partyin binge got me 5 years probation. As most of u my know u can not smoke weed on probation exspecialy felony probation which im on . to make the matters worse i have two very nice plants which i consider my babies. now all i get to do is set here like a normal parent and watch them grow . so instead of i think i have come to a conculsion. There are all differnt types of legal buds that i have been researching online and there cheap but ive heard bad things bout them. So to cut right to the point whats somethin that i can smoke thats along the line of legal bud, and are good that u urself wouldnt mind smoken, cus frankly id rather go to jail at least there i can smoke bud..... and if ur wondering i do love weed that much.

You'll never replicate what complex cannabinoids in marijuana do. Those "herbs" do something, but it isn't what pot does. At all.

do your time with your head ony our shoulders and stay out of trouble. Get of probation and stop peeing in the cup and get back to growing.

detox?

smoke once a week. that way you want have any buildup and it will be out of you quicker

timeismoney1 said:

smoke once a week. that way you want have any buildup and it will be out of you quicker

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That's a horrible piece of advice. You might as well just ask to go to jail. Weed isn't worth jail time, if you think it is, you're retarded.

You can smoke if they only test you once a month just dont let it build up and it will be out of you in 2 weeks.
Or if they dont look at you when you piss just get someone to piss in a pill bottle or something for you and bring it in.I hated all the legal shit I tried so I got nothing to recommend.K2 was the only thing that made me feel something.

If your on felony probation it also wouldn't be smart to post pics of you next to a weed plant.

hows it horrible brandon? the op said he would do anything to be able to smoke... i dont see you givinging any advice. Why did you bother to post

Is this the "How do I get back into jail" thread?

if you can handle it Kratom fucks you up good. i got super stoned off of it

Well not fuck you up if you take a moderate dose, but I was on the point of suggestion you drink some kratom leaves too. Very similar to being stoned, and seems to park the cravings for a few hours.

only bad thing is its a little expensive. But kratom is a good suggestion

dont worry when it comes time to trim all that resin will go right into your skin. if you are on felony probation understand there is no bond on a revocation this you are playing with fire.
and if you are felony probation chances are you will get a few months for a slip or more time for a revocation.
You should never accept probation if you plan on violating the law in any form

First off the OP is a moron, he has his face in a picture with his plant. Second, if you love weed that much you would have taken jail over probation.

also im on probation and those legal buds fuck your body up
-every time you shit, expect the runs
-when you wake up enjoy puking due to acid reflux
-it makes your heart beat faster, unlike weed which makes it slower

Weed doesnt make your heart beat slower. Though it seems lije it does

You got PM

Wait, no you don't have PM because you haven't posted enough yet lol

nobody will comment on my detox suggestion?
qcarbo32?listerine for those saliva tests