LANDLADY visit . . . . T minus 2 hours . . . . forgot the notice!!! FUCK!!!

Ways out of this . . . . .your choice?

  • FACE it!!! She'll be okay

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Go out . . . .

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Plan A

    Votes: 0 0.0%
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Semper.Fi

Semper.Fi

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What would you do?

Do I go out?

I know her really really well . . . . oh steady on now . . . . . !!! lol

She knows I toke and I'm likely to grow my own . . . .but shit mannnnnnn . . . .holes in the ceiling . . . . in the walls . . . .humic and fulvic stains in the carpets EVERYWHERE . . . .. WTF!!!!! . . .trying to LOL . . .


Oooooohhhh shit .. . . . is all I can say to myself, n m buddy ere . . . .fried to fuck on Strawberry Cough . . . . .

Why is there no sense of panic??? . . . .. . ppppfffffffffff The Strawberry Cough!!! Anti Anxiety Medicine or what!!!

Oh fuck, sorry, wanted to share . . . .gonna meet her in the front garden and usher to the local bar I think ;) . . . .


FUCK!!!!!!!



~_
 
Semper.Fi

Semper.Fi

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If you understood the ins and outs of mine and my landlady's relationship . . . . .I'd call you a cunt!!!

But you don't so I won't!!!!

texasjack said:
tell her not today. Read your lease and see what the minimum time is for entrance. It's probably 24hrs. If you're making a mess I don't blame her for coming by. Fuck up your OWN house.
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Semper.Fi

Semper.Fi

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Like she knows I'm making a mess and that's why she's coming by . . . . . . . jeeeeez man . . . .your advice started soooo welll dude!!!!!

NOW!!! Foxtrot Oscar!!!


Semper.Fi said:
If you understood the ins and outs of mine and my landlady's relationship . . . . .I'd call you a cunt!!!

But you don't so I won't!!!!





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Semper.Fi

Semper.Fi

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@texasjack . . . .dude I'm sorry . . .. . . . .just soooo stresssed . . . . . . .I'm out for an hour or two .. . . .. maybe a while . . . . .!!!!

TTfn


PEACE . . . . .
 
Semper.Fi

Semper.Fi

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IF I get through this, I'll shed some light on what has happened in a LOT of peoples lives over the last 18 months . . . .

QUICK VERSION!!

Known my "ma" . . . = "landlandy" since I can remeber, just like my, recently deceased, homie . .. . . . . It happened abroad, with his fatrher . .. . . me n her are back trying to put the pieces back together . . .

YES, 'm hating myself right now for the lack of respect it seems I@m showing .. .. but it seems she's broke, I'm just, nearly . . . .god . . .soooooo close to helping her . . . . .

I goota be honest with her . . . . . ..

I'm gonna crack open a 6 month old jar of Dinafem's Deep Cheese . . . .. and spill the beans y'all!!!!!


FUCK IT!!!!

I just sincedrely hope she does not think less of me guys n gals . . . . . .

texasjack said:
why can't you put her off? Tell her you want to clean up first. Tell her your mom is over. Tell her you're having a gay orgy all day.
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Semper.Fi

Semper.Fi

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TWAT!!!! lmao . . . . . . . she's got a wicked sense of humor . .. .it might work . . . . . lol . . . thanks man . . . . need light stuff right now ;)

CatSpeaker said:
Give her a broom and a mop, say you're glad to see her and could use the help.
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Semper.Fi

Semper.Fi

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DECISION MADE ON DINAFEM'S DEEP CHEESE . . . . . .

with absolute clarity . . . . . .

I knew it all along . . . . . .

Intercept . . . . . .adapt . . . . . .. overcome!



Back soon . . . . . .keep eyes on actual!
 
Iamlegend2121

Iamlegend2121

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Semper.Fi said:
DECISION MADE ON DINAFEM'S DEEP CHEESE . . . . . .

with absolute clarity . . . . . .

I knew it all along . . . . . .

Intercept . . . . . .adapt . . . . . .. overcome!



Back soon . . . . . .keep eyes on actual!
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You are in a legal state right lol
 
a mongo frog

a mongo frog

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Semper.Fi said:
What would you do?

Do I go out?

I know her really really well . . . . oh steady on now . . . . . !!! lol

She knows I toke and I'm likely to grow my own . . . .but shit mannnnnnn . . . .holes in the ceiling . . . . in the walls . . . .humic and fulvic stains in the carpets EVERYWHERE . . . .. WTF!!!!! . . .trying to LOL . . .


Oooooohhhh shit .. . . . is all I can say to myself, n m buddy ere . . . .fried to fuck on Strawberry Cough . . . . .

Why is there no sense of panic??? . . . .. . ppppfffffffffff The Strawberry Cough!!! Anti Anxiety Medicine or what!!!

Oh fuck, sorry, wanted to share . . . .gonna meet her in the front garden and usher to the local bar I think ;) . . . .


FUCK!!!!!!!



~_
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Give her your worm!!!!!! Make sure you perform well. You put it down i bet she looks the other way. Good luck friend....
 
hyroot

hyroot

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Simple green concentrate barely diluted will get out the carpet stains. Pick up a dry wall patch kit at home Depot. You can get both there. Tell her you have diarrhea and can you reschedule. Then you have time to fix everything.

All renters ten to damage their place. Usually accidentally.

Years ago. I had a fire inspection and an appraisal when the new owner bought the place. at my old place. I had to tear down my garden and patch up everything in 24 hours. It took me 23 hours. I barley made it. But I pulled it off.

You can.put as many holes in ad you want just as long as you repair it before you move. Carpet stains are just wear and tear. They will replace it when you move out.

Obviously the other posters don't know tye first thing about tenant rights.
 
WeedFreak78

WeedFreak78

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hyroot said:
Simple green concentrate barely diluted will get out the carpet stains. Pick up a dry wall patch kit at home Depot. You can get both there. Tell her you have diarrhea and can you reschedule. Then you have time to fix everything.

All renters ten to damage their place. Usually accidentally.

Years ago. I had a fire inspection and an appraisal when the new owner bought the place. at my old place. I had to tear down my garden and patch up everything in 24 hours. It took me 23 hours. I barley made it. But I pulled it off.

You can.put as many holes in ad you want just as long as you repair it before you move. Carpet stains are just wear and tear. They will replace it when you move out.

Obviously the other posters don't know tye first thing about tenant rights.
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IDK if it varies greatly from state to state but f you are under a lease or contract there is almost always a provision stating no work will be done to an apt without prior approval from management etc. Anything from cutting a vent hole to upgrades/remodeling can go against contract and cause anything from loss of security/deposit to legal proceedings. Even if it is repaired back to original, if the landlord can prove it was done, you lose. No major work is considered wear and tear..that generally only applies to carpets/paint/trim. My best friends father spent almost $3G's remodeling his apt., went to move 2 yrs later and lost his security deposit because of it, even though the place was in better shape, according to the owner..and the owner told my buddies father that he can now get $200 more a month for it because of the work..my buddies father looked into legal options to recoup some $$ and found out he didn't have a leg to stand on because the landlord never approved the work.

I find it extremely rude and lacking respect when someone rents a place and then treats it as though it's their own property..tearing the place up, not caring about the building, not calling to let the management know there are issues, usually with the attitude " f the landlord, they are getting rich off me." when in actuality most small time rental owners just barely make a profit, usually that income is their only income.
 
hyroot

hyroot

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WeedFreak78 said:
IDK if it varies greatly from state to state but f you are under a lease or contract there is almost always a provision stating no work will be done to an apt without prior approval from management etc. Anything from cutting a vent hole to upgrades/remodeling can go against contract and cause anything from loss of security/deposit to legal proceedings. Even if it is repaired back to original, if the landlord can prove it was done, you lose. No major work is considered wear and tear..that generally only applies to carpets/paint/trim. My best friends father spent almost $3G's remodeling his apt., went to move 2 yrs later and lost his security deposit because of it, even though the place was in better shape, according to the owner..and the owner told my buddies father that he can now get $200 more a month for it because of the work..my buddies father looked into legal options to recoup some $$ and found out he didn't have a leg to stand on because the landlord never approved the work.

I find it extremely rude and lacking respect when someone rents a place and then treats it as though it's their own property..tearing the place up, not caring about the building, not calling to let the management know there are issues, usually with the attitude " f the landlord, they are getting rich off me." when in actuality most small time rental owners just barely make a profit, usually that income is their only income.
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She didn't modify. She just ran lights and probably ran ducting. Small holes are easy to fix. You always save the pieces you cut out so you can put them back, seal em, sand and repaint. I've done it 100 times. Any actual mods definitely talk to the owner. I had a ballast go out on a fluorescent light in the kitchen. I replaced the whole light with an led version. I talked to the owner prior. He gave me 50% of the cost off my rent.

Tenants do have rights. In California tenants have more rights than the owner.

With deposit. If they don't notify you within 10 days after you moved out with how much you get back. They have to pay the whole deposit back. If they do tell you and don't pay within 21 days they have to pay the whole thing. There's several precedents that favor tenants.
 
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