Lame jokes that are hilarious

MFB

Active Member

• Dec 7, 2013

• #21

SnapsProvolone said:

Killed my first turkey the other day. Folks at the supermarket were a bit suprised.

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I think its suppose to be "shot". I shot my first turkey the other day. Folks at the supermarket were a bit surprised.

 

clint308

Well-Known Member

• Dec 7, 2013

• #22

gioua said:

added to it..


How do you make a hormone?

Kick her in the c$^#


Thats my version ( bit crude )

You added and it worked !!!

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gioua

Well-Known Member

• Dec 7, 2013

• #23

MFB said:

I think its suppose to be "shot". I shot my first turkey the other day. Folks at the supermarket were a bit surprised.

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I imagine any killing of a turkey in public would be shocking to most folks.. ?

 

MFB

Active Member

• Dec 7, 2013

• #24

The turkeys at the supermarket are already killed lol unless your in Guatemala?

 

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Kanye4president

New Member

• Dec 8, 2013

• #25

Dogenzengi said:

Kanye is the Biggest Joke So Far, I can't Top his Lame Ass.

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Kanye4president

New Member

• Dec 8, 2013

• #26

 

Commander Strax

Well-Known Member

• Dec 8, 2013

• #27

when is it time to go to the dentist?


tooth hurty


get it two thirty

 

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happy420009

Member

• Dec 8, 2013

• #28

hahahahahha

 

racerboy71

bud bootlegger

• Dec 8, 2013

• #29

Commander Strax said:

when is it time to go to the dentist?


tooth hurty


get it two thirty

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Not really funny if you have to explain it, but saying that, I don't think it needed one..

 

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happy420009

Member

• Dec 8, 2013

• #30

These are not lame, these are fukkin amazing (but i cant post it elsewhere so)

[video=youtube;d24QyaNMfnc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d24QyaNMfnc[/video]

 

retrofuzz

Active Member

• Dec 9, 2013

• #31

how do you kill a circus?


go for the juggler

 

MFB

Active Member

• Dec 9, 2013

• #32

I got one that takes the cake, sorry if some one already posted this:

Have you ever smelled moth balls?

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How did you get your nose between their little legs?

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Dec 9, 2013

• #33

Dirty joke: Two white horses fell in the mud.

Really dirty joke: three came out!

~ and the preschool goes WILD ~

 

retrofuzz

Active Member

• Dec 9, 2013

• #34

whats green, slimy and smells like pork?


kermits finger

 

retrofuzz

Active Member

• Dec 9, 2013

• #35

whats brown and sticky? classic

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Dec 9, 2013

• #36

what's long and hard and full of seamen?

 

retrofuzz

Active Member

• Dec 9, 2013

• #37

...slimy yellow and smells like banana?

monkey sick mehehe

 

neosapien

Well-Known Member

• Dec 9, 2013

• #38

happy420009 said:

The most groan-worthy but yet somehow hilarious jokes I've come across.

- What do raspberries do when they play instruments ? They Have A Jam Session

- Why did the baker stop making doughnuts? He got tired of the hole thing.

- Why couldn't the flower ride a bike? The pedals fell off! Hahahahahahahaha

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A: I'll tell you later!

What is a cows favorite musical note?
a beef-flat..
Now that was a misteak




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Knock knock

 

racerboy71

bud bootlegger

• Dec 9, 2013

• #39

Not sure of anyone said this already. ..












Finshaggy.. / thread..

 

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gioua

Well-Known Member

• Dec 9, 2013

• #40

what do elephants come in?



















quarts...