Kids say the darnedest things....

TripleMindedGee5150

TripleMindedGee5150

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Oh and the video games. I play games. My Xbox is all modded so I have booku games.

I let my son play but only on rainy days, after homework. Or mainly on the weekends. But first I always say "let's go out and play first"

Been working great.

And also not to be creepy. I like all you guys. Good forum

Edit : all I know is the wife got some shit called Native Remedies Bright Spark. He ain't calm yet. But I was quiet and mute at his age. Now I'm a social butterfly that talks all day.

So my theory since my son is all hyper now with proper routine he will be an awesome person. For Xmas I got him boxing gloves and some kicking pads.

All energy exerted to make him strong . in case he needs to save a life. Of course also his own. @Diabolical666
 
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Granny weed

Granny weed

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I'm a mother of three and a grandma to two, and I have never encountered these problem with mine. My husband was a very strict father and on occasion I would find myself making excuses and covering up things my children had done to save them being punished by their father. But they loved him and would never accuse him to anyone about being unfair or abusive. Infact had my husband not been so strict with my eldest son he would have most definitely done jail at sometime in his life, where as now he has his own home a good job and a stable partner. Maybe the child needs outside help, if these things are not true they can be very damaging to your family, maybe a good talk to him and explain the consequences of his accusations will make him see the error of his ways.
 
tytheguy111

tytheguy111

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Diabolical666 said:
So my bf's kid got in trouble this morning and knew dad was going to punish him when he got home. So he freaked out crying on the bus and told the bus driver he didnt feel safe to go home. The bus driver took him to the transportation dept and called the police. Found all this out after frantically trying to find him... he told the officer several different stories including that his dad abuses him and has a grow op. 1st one isnt true at all but the second one is. Child protective services will be coming out to investigate in the next few days. The grow op is 100% legal and locked away from the kids with no access. Smoking is kept away from them as well as every paraphenalia and medicine locked away. I'm not worried at all about the investigation or the aligations. I feel confident that they will see this for what it really is....just a brat not getting his way. Anyone else had any issues with their kids trying to put you in jail so they dont have to be punished?lol Any other simiular stories to share? THis shit is totally consuming me and I needed to vent..and maybe some advice on what to do???

Now that I've made you officially hate kids.....:)
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oh yeah i remember doing stupid shit to get out of a ass beating

i mean usually i would run away like other kids only to get picked up by the police and get dropped of at my house to get a beating 5x worse lol



but this little guy is smart and well diabolical


i say when he gets back and shit beat the fuck out of him with a belt hit him in the legs and ass a few times to let him know not to pull stupid shit like that lol

i mean its no fun im sure my dad and mom felt like pricks beating a crying kid

but hey i learned not to do stupid shit anymore
 
WHATFG

WHATFG

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My two boys got into the fisty cuffs one day. I got between them and told them that if they ever threw punches at each other again in my house they would be looking for somewhere else to live. My spouse came from a physically abusive home and I clearly stated that the cycle ended there. Diabolical.....I am assuming that talking does nothing? My kids have been given the rules and they just have to operate within.
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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Good thread, ya'll. 5 stars, diabolical. I would have given it 4 but you're beautiful too, so that's a star right there. Can't believe I missed all this while I was sleepin'.

Anyway, sorry to hear of your shit, Dia. I have an 8yr old girl and she's an absolute doll right now. Beautiful little thing and she only acts up once in a while. I'm really blessed so far, but signs here and there show she's going to be defiant and push her mom's buttons when she feels she can. I tend to be the disciplinarian because mom has a soft spot for punishment it seems, but I feel a strong explanation before and afterwards hopefully teaches and doesn't just punish. I agree with what you said above too- all of this parenting is for protection and strength when they're old enough to realize the world isn't sugar plums and reach arounds.

We went around looking at houses a few years ago with a friend of mine who is a realtor, and when she would open a closet she would say "look daddy, another time out room!"

It was hilarious. Apparently that's what I had called them in the apartment we lived in when she was younger.

Anyway, ya'll need to have these conversations a few hours earlier so I can talk about things other than balls and semen. But speaking of semen, why yes, I'd jizz on your face.

Alright back to work. Yep, I go to work @ 4:30am.
 
tytheguy111

tytheguy111

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bu$hleaguer said:
Good thread, ya'll. 5 stars, diabolical. I would have given it 4 but you're beautiful too, so that's a star right there. Can't believe I missed all this while I was sleepin'.

Anyway, sorry to hear of your shit, Dia. I have an 8yr old girl and she's an absolute doll right now. Beautiful little thing and she only acts up once in a while. I'm really blessed so far, but signs here and there show she's going to be defiant and push her mom's buttons when she feels she can. I tend to be the disciplinarian because mom has a soft spot for punishment it seems, but I feel a strong explanation before and afterwards hopefully teaches and doesn't just punish. I agree with what you said above too- all of this parenting is for protection and strength when they're old enough to realize the world isn't sugar plums and reach arounds.

We went around looking at houses a few years ago with a friend of mine who is a realtor, and when she would open a closet she would say "look daddy, another time out room!"

It was hilarious. Apparently that's what I had called them in the apartment we lived in when she was younger.

Anyway, ya'll need to have these conversations a few hours earlier so I can talk about things other than balls and semen. But speaking of semen, why yes, I'd jizz on your face.

Alright back to work. Yep, I go to work @ 4:30am.
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yeah you have a philosophy

i mean i learned when ever i got whipped not to do it again

and when i was old enough my dad would just yell at me and it still scared the fuck out of me but as i got older i stopped doing little kid shit and i got in fights and my dad never got pissed or he wouldn't find out


my parents have been divorced since i was 11ish to 12 and he wouldn't ever get called when i acted up only my mom and my mom would take shit away from me like my game cube but only if it was being disruptive and doing petty stupid shit

when i got in fights my mom was supportive because she knows i dont go looking for fights and im a really soft person lol like i don't try to act all badass

but @bu$hleaguer im sure you didnt read all that but i like the stiff explenation i feel that would be better for my kids i dont want to whip there ass over small shit

when i have kids one day ill rise them off of RIU ive learned more parenting tips in here then when i went to child care class to hook up with some poo tang lolthe only thing i learned in that class is they record whenever you talk to the fake baby the teacher asked me why i called my baby "a loud annoying little fucking asshole" cuz that piss of shit cried at like 12 everynight
 
superloud

superloud

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Diabolical666 said:
So my bf's kid got in trouble this morning and knew dad was going to punish him when he got home. So he freaked out crying on the bus and told the bus driver he didnt feel safe to go home. The bus driver took him to the transportation dept and called the police. Found all this out after frantically trying to find him... he told the officer several different stories including that his dad abuses him and has a grow op. 1st one isnt true at all but the second one is. Child protective services will be coming out to investigate in the next few days. The grow op is 100% legal and locked away from the kids with no access. Smoking is kept away from them as well as every paraphenalia and medicine locked away. I'm not worried at all about the investigation or the aligations. I feel confident that they will see this for what it really is....just a brat not getting his way. Anyone else had any issues with their kids trying to put you in jail so they dont have to be punished?lol Any other simiular stories to share? THis shit is totally consuming me and I needed to vent..and maybe some advice on what to do???

Now that I've made you officially hate kids.....:)
Please enjoy this funny video
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That is completely terrible
 
Diabolical666

Diabolical666

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Granny weed said:
I'm a mother of three and a grandma to two, and I have never encountered these problem with mine. My husband was a very strict father and on occasion I would find myself making excuses and covering up things my children had done to save them being punished by their father. But they loved him and would never accuse him to anyone about being unfair or abusive. Infact had my husband not been so strict with my eldest son he would have most definitely done jail at sometime in his life, where as now he has his own home a good job and a stable partner. Maybe the child needs outside help, if these things are not true they can be very damaging to your family, maybe a good talk to him and explain the consequences of his accusations will make him see the error of his ways.
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WE are like broken records with them. WE have talked ourselves blue in the face. But you are correct, this all happened last night and my bf and I talked about it again this morning and i suggested a therapist. Upon googling some of his behaviours they come up psychopathic. yay:(
 
vro

vro

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women and kids are exactly the same they run their mouth to get attention and want bad things to happen to them so they can cry about it and get attention. im glad im married to the game
 
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