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Kids say the darndest things...
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kharman_22
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Haha, that's classic! My son once told his teacher that his dad (me) was a "professional napper." The teacher thought it was adorable, but I was mortified.
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Oldguyrealy
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Heck my son was funnier in his Teens brakes went out on his Pickup School Sign stopped it.
Asked him to do chores. Waited couple hours and he hadn't started. Told him to get them done now.
I don't have to put up with this sh*t and went to his Pickup. Went to start it and Carburetor caught fire.
He went to get a bucket of water, I just put my Hat over it.
Told him dang can't even leave gracefully. LOL
Asked him to do chores. Waited couple hours and he hadn't started. Told him to get them done now.
I don't have to put up with this sh*t and went to his Pickup. Went to start it and Carburetor caught fire.
He went to get a bucket of water, I just put my Hat over it.
Told him dang can't even leave gracefully. LOL
neosapien
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At first I wasn't sure where to put this.
But my daughter texted me tonight and said that the dog was in her room throwing up blood.
Warning graphic.
But my daughter texted me tonight and said that the dog was in her room throwing up blood.
Warning graphic.
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Sir Napsalot
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On the Art Linkletter show kids say the darndest things he once asked a young boy what kind of animal he would like to be, and he said an octopus, so he could "love the girls with all my testicles"
RetiredToker76
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So when my demon spawn entered public education, every day after school I would ask her, "So, learn anything interesting today?" Asked this every single day after elementary school.
Now as a teenager in high school, not every day but once in a while I still ask her that, mostly to remind her that it not only about boys, friends, concerts, and misbehavior; but somewhere in this cluster fuck of a society she's supposed to try and find and education at school.
Today she actually surprised me with her reply, "Yeah, in psych class we learned about the satanic panic in the late 70's and 80's, where they basically told kids what to say and modeled it with anatomically correct hand puppets. Do you remember it?"
Me: That's a phrase I've not heard in a long time. Thankfully your grandparents weren't bat-shit crazy in the 80's, but there were some around us who certainly drank the flavor-aide.
Now as a teenager in high school, not every day but once in a while I still ask her that, mostly to remind her that it not only about boys, friends, concerts, and misbehavior; but somewhere in this cluster fuck of a society she's supposed to try and find and education at school.
Today she actually surprised me with her reply, "Yeah, in psych class we learned about the satanic panic in the late 70's and 80's, where they basically told kids what to say and modeled it with anatomically correct hand puppets. Do you remember it?"
Me: That's a phrase I've not heard in a long time. Thankfully your grandparents weren't bat-shit crazy in the 80's, but there were some around us who certainly drank the flavor-aide.
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