Kids say the darndest things...
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BarnBuster
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New weed grower
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My daughter used Google lens to find out what I was growing. She didn't believe me when I said it was parsley for stuffing. Her response was we hardly ever make stuffing, I replied with because I've no parsley 
New weed grower
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My son had to draw something in school with the letter N, he drew his nanny. I said aw has she a baby in her belly, no its her fat ass. Nearly wet myself laughing.
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Nutty sKunK
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Wee man turned 3 in February.
Ollie just said this morning that he’ll Chuck me in the bin because I left the cheese out overnight. Then he said he’ll put me in the microwave.
Then put me in a pan and scramble me xD
Had me stitches as he’s just formulating sentences n stuff. Hilarious
Ollie just said this morning that he’ll Chuck me in the bin because I left the cheese out overnight. Then he said he’ll put me in the microwave.
Then put me in a pan and scramble me xD
Had me stitches as he’s just formulating sentences n stuff. Hilarious
BarnBuster
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Bareback
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Well at least he didn’t say she had better boobs.
That’s about an 8000.00$ comment….especially if you’re caught agreeing….yeah been there done that.
manfredo
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I still remember my 1st grade teacher, Miss McAndrew....I had a wicked 1st crush on her.
raratt
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The important part is did she teach you anything new?
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lokie
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My youngest grandson had his feelings hurt on his first job, nearly quit.
His parents are odd in their own rights but are each tough individuals.
DarkWeb
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This is a good one
nypost.com
Parents mortified after son poops in store’s display toilet: ‘Very big poo’
Thankfully, the store staff didn’t make a stink about a crappy situation.
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farmerfischer
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So true and so sad..
