That was for cannabis so don't know it you are a junkie on crack if you will win on that one... Tata....
Just took home drug test.... Is this passing, or a ghost line?
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Snickelfrits
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or just get sum1 with clean piss 2 piss in a cup for u, put it in a douche lol and tape it 2 ur leg, just make sure its warm
I had a friend who used the whizzinator successfully for a while. But one day he went in to take a ua and the pump started making noise like it was having trouble pumping the liquid through. The person who stands outside the pisser heard it and busted him. He did some time for violating his probation.
Snickelfrits
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should have told them it was a cock fart lolz
Nullis
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In my opinion that test is negative. The image isn't of any pristine quality, but even so the second line is obviously present despite being faint. I would recommend abstaining from smoking for sure and getting another one of those tests before you have to take the one that counts.
Niacin, b-complex vitamins and creatine are primarily to restore the color and substance of your urine. If you were just to drink loads of water you'd piss clear and the sample may come under scrutiny, be refused or even considered an auto fail. Those supplements are fine for that purpose, but what really makes it unlikely that metabolites wont be present in your urine is the act of diluting it by drinking copious amounts of water. Also, when you take the test you want to give them a mid-stream sample. The beginning and end of the stream will contain the highest concentration of metabolites.
Niacin, b-complex vitamins and creatine are primarily to restore the color and substance of your urine. If you were just to drink loads of water you'd piss clear and the sample may come under scrutiny, be refused or even considered an auto fail. Those supplements are fine for that purpose, but what really makes it unlikely that metabolites wont be present in your urine is the act of diluting it by drinking copious amounts of water. Also, when you take the test you want to give them a mid-stream sample. The beginning and end of the stream will contain the highest concentration of metabolites.
guy incognito
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Drug tests for employment you can get away with sneaking clean urine in.
Drug tests for probation you generally can't - they will watch you.
Depending on the type of offense and what they are testing for you will face a different test. They are most likely administering a general urine test for the 5 main drugs, the "SAMHSA 5". Marijuana, cocaine, amphetamines, opiates, and pcp.
If that's the case you need to be under the concentration of 50 ng/ml to get a negative. If the test indicates a positive they will use gas chromatography on the sample to verify, and the GC has a sensitivity of 15 ng/ml. So if you test positive on the first test legitimately you will test positive on the second verification. So the key is getting your concentration below 50 ng/ml. Marijuana metabolites get stored in fat and stay in the body for up to 30 days. At this point I would say you are past the point of trying to get this out of your system (youve got 6 days before the morning of your test). Soooo....
You need to get the concentration down below the cut off. Drinking lots of fluids now will do NOTHING. You need to dilute it when you actually pee. The liquid does not "flush" anything out of your system, it simply makes the concentration lower (you have the same amount of metabolite leaving your body, but a lot of extra urine makes the concentration lower). They will test for a few things after you piss:
Is it at least 2 ounces?
Is it within the acceptable temperature range? (not sure exactly, like 92-105*F or something - not an issue if using real urine)
Is it yellow colored? (take vitamins. diluted piss is clear, unless its loaded with excess vitamins )
What is the creatine content? (If you dilute your urine it essentially becomes pure water. Eat red meat for several days before to elevate creatine levels so when you dilute it they are not suspiciously low)
In summation: Eat excess red meat and vitamins for 2-3 days before the test. Drink lots of water immediately preceding the test. Drink it the night before if it's a morning test. If it's later in the day you can wait and just drink it several hours before you go in.
Also do not use the first piss in the morning. The metabolites come out in the highest concentration in the first piss of the day because they built up all night. The same thing applies to the beginning of subsequent pisses. Try to piss for a couple seconds into the toilet first, then cut it off and get your actual sample mid stream.
Drug tests for probation you generally can't - they will watch you.
Depending on the type of offense and what they are testing for you will face a different test. They are most likely administering a general urine test for the 5 main drugs, the "SAMHSA 5". Marijuana, cocaine, amphetamines, opiates, and pcp.
If that's the case you need to be under the concentration of 50 ng/ml to get a negative. If the test indicates a positive they will use gas chromatography on the sample to verify, and the GC has a sensitivity of 15 ng/ml. So if you test positive on the first test legitimately you will test positive on the second verification. So the key is getting your concentration below 50 ng/ml. Marijuana metabolites get stored in fat and stay in the body for up to 30 days. At this point I would say you are past the point of trying to get this out of your system (youve got 6 days before the morning of your test). Soooo....
You need to get the concentration down below the cut off. Drinking lots of fluids now will do NOTHING. You need to dilute it when you actually pee. The liquid does not "flush" anything out of your system, it simply makes the concentration lower (you have the same amount of metabolite leaving your body, but a lot of extra urine makes the concentration lower). They will test for a few things after you piss:
Is it at least 2 ounces?
Is it within the acceptable temperature range? (not sure exactly, like 92-105*F or something - not an issue if using real urine)
Is it yellow colored? (take vitamins. diluted piss is clear, unless its loaded with excess vitamins )
What is the creatine content? (If you dilute your urine it essentially becomes pure water. Eat red meat for several days before to elevate creatine levels so when you dilute it they are not suspiciously low)
In summation: Eat excess red meat and vitamins for 2-3 days before the test. Drink lots of water immediately preceding the test. Drink it the night before if it's a morning test. If it's later in the day you can wait and just drink it several hours before you go in.
Also do not use the first piss in the morning. The metabolites come out in the highest concentration in the first piss of the day because they built up all night. The same thing applies to the beginning of subsequent pisses. Try to piss for a couple seconds into the toilet first, then cut it off and get your actual sample mid stream.
Snickelfrits
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LouisXIII
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I use urineluck 4.0 synthetic Urine, I have never failed a test. Just heat it up in the microwave before you leave, verify the temp of the urine on the gauge, then put the heat pack on it and put it in your underarmor. When they have you go in to bathroom whip out the bottle very quietly and pour it in the cup. Cap the empty bottle up and put it back in your drawers and walk out and hand them the synthetic piss. It has worked for every single piss test I have taken, and my friends have passed using it too. We have had a 100% pass rate thus far. Practice a few times at home w/o heating it.
Sometimes with probation, they will actually watch your penis while urinating. If this is the case you had better start taking Niacin vitamin and burning lots of fat (extreme cardio and high rep weight lifting) as a precautionary measure. Drink a lot of water and intake a lot of protein and creatine and Avoid fatty foods. About 7 -10 days before the test stop working out, keep taking extra fluids, protein, and niacin vitamin. Some even suggest a teaspoon of white vinegar a day, but it tastes nasty. At about 4 days prior to the test I begin intaking fatty foods heavily. This will let the fat store up again in your system. The introduction of fat back to your system should aid in bonding any remaining THC so you do not piss it out on the test day. Especially since your so close, the method should work. I had been smoking heavily on couchlock smoke and I used this method with only 13 days to spare and it worked. Granted my metabolism is fast and I have a small percentage of body fat. If you are over average body fat, you need to give more time. Someone mentioned earlier, but make sure you do not use the first piss of the day and piss in the tiolet for a second or two before hitting the cup.
Sometimes with probation, they will actually watch your penis while urinating. If this is the case you had better start taking Niacin vitamin and burning lots of fat (extreme cardio and high rep weight lifting) as a precautionary measure. Drink a lot of water and intake a lot of protein and creatine and Avoid fatty foods. About 7 -10 days before the test stop working out, keep taking extra fluids, protein, and niacin vitamin. Some even suggest a teaspoon of white vinegar a day, but it tastes nasty. At about 4 days prior to the test I begin intaking fatty foods heavily. This will let the fat store up again in your system. The introduction of fat back to your system should aid in bonding any remaining THC so you do not piss it out on the test day. Especially since your so close, the method should work. I had been smoking heavily on couchlock smoke and I used this method with only 13 days to spare and it worked. Granted my metabolism is fast and I have a small percentage of body fat. If you are over average body fat, you need to give more time. Someone mentioned earlier, but make sure you do not use the first piss of the day and piss in the tiolet for a second or two before hitting the cup.
9867mike777
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I don't think the test is showing positive. According to all the documentation I have read, the faintness of the second line is irrelevant. As long as you can see the second line, it isn't positive.
tet1953
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There is a product called Strip that you can get an GNC that I know works. It costs about $50, comes in a quart bottle (yeah, you drink the whole thing lol) You drink lots of water for a couple days, which cleans out all the toxins. The fact that you did that will be obvious in a test though, so the Strip has all the good stuff you washed out along with the toxins, so it isn't obvious you've been flushing. Just follow the instructions, it does work.
guy incognito
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As far as I can tell any "detox" product you get works on the same principals I outlined. Of course the product works almost perfectly as directed. Let me guess it will contain lots of vitamins, most especially B complex, and creatine. And it will also require you to drink the entire thing, then refill it and drink it 1-2 times.
So of course it works, it's just completely unnecessary to drop $50 when you can do it yourself for a few bucks.
So of course it works, it's just completely unnecessary to drop $50 when you can do it yourself for a few bucks.
Better yet, ask your doctor how long weed stays in your system. my doctor told me that if you chronicilly smoke, and are slightly overweight (meaning you have actual fat) 30-45 days. If you are a fit person, skinny, very little fat and are a weekend warrior, 2-5 days.. I have literally got smoked out on kush 2days before a surprise drug test and all I did was drink plenty of pineapple juice the night before, and about a half gallon of water the next day and passed it. of course they gave me shit about my urine being almost clear. I had another incident where I was going for a job and they also made me go down for a drug test, same situation, i had 3 days to clean and i also passed. Marijuana along with other drugs goes into your fatty cells and gets stored so to say, so you gotta burn the fat to get rid of the evidence.
Thanks so much for the input guys, I feel a LOT better now...... Except for the fact that I was up all night worrying about it and had class from 8-2 today. I knew that there was definitely a line on the test, but I just wasn't sure if it was what the company calls a "Ghost Line" in their FAQ. Here's the part about the ghost line:
And I'm not going to smoke the rest of the time I'm on probation.... The stress just isn't worth it!! (Plus I get off in Jan.)
But, if it has ANY pink/red coloration to it at all, then it says the test is negative....... It was just so close that I couldn't be sure. Either way, I'm gonna take another one on Monday or Tuesday before I give my UA........
And I'm not going to smoke the rest of the time I'm on probation.... The stress just isn't worth it!! (Plus I get off in Jan.)
I have a couple more questions.....
-When should I take another home test? (my real test is wednesday)?
-Should I use the same brand test that I used the first time?
-Finally, when should I test myself on the trial run? I was thinking about doing it first thing in the morning.... that way if I pass it then (when my urine is the most concentrated). Or, should I do it at approx. the same time as I will be taking the real test on Wednesday (2:30 pm)?
Thanks for any input, yall have no idea how worried I am about this and how much sleep I'm losing worrying about it. Smoking while on probation was one of the worst decisions of my life
-When should I take another home test? (my real test is wednesday)?
-Should I use the same brand test that I used the first time?
-Finally, when should I test myself on the trial run? I was thinking about doing it first thing in the morning.... that way if I pass it then (when my urine is the most concentrated). Or, should I do it at approx. the same time as I will be taking the real test on Wednesday (2:30 pm)?
Thanks for any input, yall have no idea how worried I am about this and how much sleep I'm losing worrying about it. Smoking while on probation was one of the worst decisions of my life
plsfoldthx
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Looks negative to me... some people can't read the damn legend below the line