Cool Duchie, which one?
I had a little excitement last night. About 11 last night my wife comes into the back and says, "I'm sure there is nothing you can do about it... But I know how you like to know about things... and there is this skunk outside with a 6pack holder thing stuck around his neck."
I think there's something wrong with me because I went strait to "Let's do this" in my head. I grabbed a pair of scissors on the way out and started to move very slowly. I actually got really close to her and slipped the scissors under the lid thingy (it was actually a lid to a mcflurry or something). Anyways, I gave it two good tried with the scissors and I couldn't cut all the way down. I gave it a few more tries but nothing. At one point I almost grabbed the fucker, but thought better of that. Then I had to lure him back so I jangled the food a little... of course that just brought all the other fucking wild animals out. There were two cats and four raccoon children running around the deck dodging the freaked out skunk and all fighting amongst themselves.
I gave it a few more tries and had the lid pinned on the ground with the little girls head trapped too. It just wouldn't break, cut, or slip off. By this point she was not happy and started making her way off the deck, but I wasn't going to have any of that. So I followed and cornered the little thing. I tried with the scissors a few more times and realized it wasn't going to happen... so I held my breath and reached down and grabbed the lid in one hand and the scruff of the little ones neck with the other. I let go of the scruff and just held the little thing a foot off the ground by this lid. Her little arms were reaching up and her little teeth were chomping and I was trying to work out if it could wrangle around and get me with claws, teeth, or spray... at the same time wondering how the fuck she got the lid on in the first place. I'm bouncing this fucking skunk up and down and the damn thing is just holding on.
Then... slip... she plopped down and trotted away none the worse for wear. I was quite chuffed with myself.
Happy Sunday my friends!!!!!