jahman2222
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This thread is geting outa control
Jerk off when high!
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Stoney McFried
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Yeah, it's me.....
smokablunt16
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Reminds me of a funny story....I was having phone sex with this guy.Now, I don't get off on phone sex, so I just faked it.I was rolling a joint at the time.Well,as I was doing my oscar worthy moaning and groaning, I spilled my weed on the floor.So, picture this....me crawling on my hands and knees with a cordless phone to my ear, picking up buds and putting them in the pill bottle, and saying,"OOOOOOhhhhh, yeah, baby, I'm so fucking wet...."
thats some funny shit right there...I bet your kinky as hell lol...'Phoney McLied' is more like it....
Stoney McFried
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Nah I'm not kinky...but i can talk like I am.
FlipDV
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omfg lol!
What kid of guy(?) would ask that? xD
smokablunt16
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Well then you gott have some kinkyness in ya then...its all good dont be shy..
Stoney McFried
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Some 20 year old I felt sorry for....I think he was a virgin.I used to chat with him, but after the phone sex he got all stalky.
Define kinky.
FlipDV
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I use to have a stalker, I was flattered.
Stoney McFried
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I've had several, theyre a nuisance.None have actually made it to my house, or I'd sodomize them with a tire iron and take their wallet.
FlipDV
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You'd have to have sex with them first though.. right?I've had several, theyre a nuisance.None have actually made it to my house, or I'd sodomize them with a tire iron and take their wallet.
You know, someone's following you around all the time, you just have to give them something right?
smokablunt16
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@stoney
No props, no toys, fuck that....
kinky: loud, whispers shit in your ear, runs fingernails down back...hard, and just gets fuckin into it...lol
No props, no toys, fuck that....
kinky: loud, whispers shit in your ear, runs fingernails down back...hard, and just gets fuckin into it...lol
Stoney McFried
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NO.
I don't need my ass kissed.I hope people talk to me because I'm interesting, not because I'm a woman.You'd have to have sex with them first though.. right?
Maybe a good punch in the eye.You know, someone's following you around all the time, you just have to give them something right?
That doesn't seem kinky.
Stoney McFried
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Garden Knowm
The Love Doctor
I wasn't being pissy...just responding.
i knew I'd find you in this thread...
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smokablunt16
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That doesn't seem kinky.[/quote]
Sorry i guess im not hardcore...i mean maybe a punch to the face will spice it up..lol
I mean of course you got your ass-slappin, your screaming, your 3972595 positions in one session, etc....just keepin a g-rated ya know?
Sorry i guess im not hardcore...i mean maybe a punch to the face will spice it up..lol
I mean of course you got your ass-slappin, your screaming, your 3972595 positions in one session, etc....just keepin a g-rated ya know?
Stoney McFried
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And there's knowm.How's tricks?
I mean of course you got your ass-slappin, your screaming, your 3972595 positions in one session, etc....just keepin a g-rated ya know?[/quote]
LOL...I'm not hardcore myself...I don't like slap and tickle.
Sorry i guess im not hardcore...i mean maybe a punch to the face will spice it up..lol
I mean of course you got your ass-slappin, your screaming, your 3972595 positions in one session, etc....just keepin a g-rated ya know?[/quote]
sarah22
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Stoney...u are my hero! 
lol. i thought i would add my 2 cents to the thread...i love getting off when im high...but im also very lazy...hence the need for a vibe...haha i dont think im kinky either...well...yea i know im still a virgin...but if i wasnt...yea ok...i guess i might be a lil kinky...i LOVE having my hair pulled...
lol. i thought i would add my 2 cents to the thread...i love getting off when im high...but im also very lazy...hence the need for a vibe...haha i dont think im kinky either...well...yea i know im still a virgin...but if i wasnt...yea ok...i guess i might be a lil kinky...i LOVE having my hair pulled...