Jelqing

Urca · May 31, 2012

haha your on some real good crack.
i never attacked her about her relationship once.
all i said was that kuroi could meet someone like matt and be happy.

she attacked me and so did you. not only that but i didnt say shit about her picking on me, those people saw what kind of patronizing, ingratiating witch you were being by stepping into something to defend the person in the wrong.

charface · May 31, 2012

RainbowBrite86 said:
But what is that?

You pull your dick like milking a cow. forcing the blood to the tip repeatedly to enlarge the corpus something or the other.
Makes it fatter for a time. (I guess lol) I learned it from watching the interwebz

Urca · May 31, 2012

ScoobyDoobyDoo said:
you've got some issues you need to discuss? maybe this forum isn't the best place for you right now. i'm thinking a therapist or maybe some inpatient type deal...

if i do, can i get 10,000 dollars.
haha dude i have no problem with you

RainbowBrite86 · May 31, 2012

Urca said:
haha your on some real good crack.
i never attacked her about her relationship once.
all i said was that kuroi could meet someone like matt and be happy.

she attacked me and so did you. not only that but i didnt say shit about her picking on me, those people saw what kind of patronizing, ingratiating witch you were being by stepping into something to defend the person in the wrong.

Because how could defenseless little Urca be wrong?? You SAID "If April can find a man, I know you can". And THAT IS BITCH FOR "She's so fucked up, if she can find a man, anybody can." Ya I speak bitch, so don't try to tell me that is not what that sentence meant.

RainbowBrite86 · May 31, 2012

Then you wanted to backtrack and say "All I was saying was they make a cute couple" Fuck that. That's not what you said, Urca.

Urca · May 31, 2012

RainbowBrite86 said:
Because how could defenseless little Urca be wrong?? You SAID "If April can find a man, I know you can". And THAT IS BITCH FOR "She's so fucked up, if she can find a man, anybody can." Ya I speak bitch, so don't try to tell me that is not what that sentence meant.

haha you hella misread that. like seriously. you inserted some crazy ass undertones to something meant to be supportive.
so lets hear more stories about your crazy ass sex stories
they'll give you the attention you seem to crave

Urca · May 31, 2012

RainbowBrite86 said:
Then you wanted to backtrack and say "All I was saying was they make a cute couple" Fuck that. That's not what you said, Urca.

thats exactly what i fucking said.

UncleBuck · May 31, 2012

RainbowBrite86 said:
Because how could defenseless little Urca be wrong?? You SAID "If April can find a man, I know you can". And THAT IS BITCH FOR "She's so fucked up, if she can find a man, anybody can." Ya I speak bitch, so don't try to tell me that is not what that sentence meant.

of course you speak bitch, you're a gay 26 year old male.

RainbowBrite86 · May 31, 2012

Urca said:
thats exactly what i fucking said.

No it's not. And if you're still holding onto that this far out, after i've apologized about it AND stuck up for you when other people put you down, then you are even fuckin more lame than I originally thought.

ScoobyDoobyDoo · May 31, 2012

Urca said:
if i do, can i get 10,000 dollars.
haha dude i have no problem with you

i'm not starting shit here...just making jokes. :lol:

i think you 2 should get in your lingerie and come on over. i'll fill the pool up with jello and you can go at it. let's settle this shit like gangstas!

RainbowBrite86 · May 31, 2012

ScoobyDoobyDoo said:
i'm not starting shit here...just making jokes. i think you 2 should get in your lingerie and come on over. i'll fill the pool up with jello and you can go at it. let's settle this shit like gangstas!

Scooby, she's 300 fuckin pounds...Just take me to the rodeo, it'll be the same thing and we'll get belt buckles after.

ScoobyDoobyDoo · May 31, 2012

UncleBuck said:
of course you speak bitch, you're a gay 26 year old male.

shutup man. let these chics go at it. enjoy the show bro.

Urca · May 31, 2012

RainbowBrite86 said:
No it's not. And if you're still holding onto that this far out, after i've apologized about it AND stuck up for you when other people put you down, then you are even fuckin more lame than I originally thought.

first impressions last.
and my feelings arent even really based off that one instance, your fucking patronizing heph, your constant referrals to sex, just i cant fucking stand listening to your self satisfied bullshit

UncleBuck · May 31, 2012

ScoobyDoobyDoo said:
shutup man. let these chics go at it. enjoy the show bro.

rainbow is no chick.

RainbowBrite86 · May 31, 2012

Urca said:
first impressions last.
and my feelings arent even really based off that one instance, your fucking patronizing heph, your constant referrals to sex, just i cant fucking stand listening to your self satisfied bullshit

Patronizing him? I'm sorry that YOU have no sense of humor, but hep and I talk all the time in PM so if he doesn't like it he wouldn't keep coming back. Think about that sentence, you'll never hear it come out of your own mouth. If you don't like what I have to say, then hit the fuckin ignore button.

cannofbliss · May 31, 2012

i think its hilarious that when the girls made a page about "their sex" (i think it was april or rainbow's thread a little while back) at about this time in the thread 39 pages in or so it got all fucked up by a couple of "guys" bickering and stammering eachother off in a display of "alpha aggression"... to see who's gonna baddest bitch themselves and run off the other "opponent" the other away so that way "they can dominate the thread" LOL

and the same damn thing is happening here except this time this is a thread about "guy sex" and now supposedly "two girls are fucking it up by bickering as well...

LOL animal psychology is so much fun to observe...

ScoobyDoobyDoo · May 31, 2012

i'm just saying URCA, as an innocent bystander in all this...you definitely started this shit and it comes off looking a lot like some caddy female jealousy bullshit. i don't know your history with rainbow so i can't speak on that. i'm just going on what i've seen posted here. now if you got a grudge, well, that's a different story then.

UncleBuck · May 31, 2012

RainbowBrite86 said:
Scooby, she's 300 fuckin pounds...Just take me to the rodeo, it'll be the same thing and we'll get belt buckles after.

yep, you're a dude alright.

urca caught tons of shit around here when she first joined. but none made fun of her weight, which is not too far outside of average.

all of the women were supportive of her. only dudes like you made fun of it.

Urca · May 31, 2012

lol so to recap.
you attack me about my weight and virginity, instead of the merits of my posts.
lovely.
off to incessant bullshit you shall go.

RainbowBrite86 · May 31, 2012

cannofbliss said:
i think its hilarious that when the girls made a page about "their sex" (i think it was april or rainbow's thread a little while back) at about this time in the thread 39 pages in or so it got all fucked up by a couple of "guys" bickering and stammering eachother off in a display of "alpha aggression"... to see who's gonna baddest bitch themselves and run off the other "opponent" the other away so that way "they can dominate the thread" LOL

and the same damn thing is happening here except this time this is a thread about "guy sex" and now supposedly "two girls are fucking it up by bickering as well...

LOL animal psychology is so much fun to observe...

...You're actually right lol

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