Jackie chan is dead r.i.p jackie

minnesmoker

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Nah. Jet Li's been in a prison in Singapore, ever since that movie Unleashed.

Funny story on that -- the "double" that's playing in his movies is actually from Brazil. Doesn't speak a bit of Mandarin, and his Cantonese is more like Can't-onese!

And, Bruce Lee's not dead. He faked it, on advice of his dad (Kim Jong Il) so that, when the time was right, he could wear a fat suit and take over N. Korea.
 
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