Nyan Rapier
Well-Known Member
Sometimes when I'm sick or I've eaten a lot of Mexican food I make a toilet paper maxipad for my ass so I don't fart and accidentally shit in my pants.
Secret #2 I just found out the true meaning of explosive diarrhea. I had to clean the top of my toilet seat. The one behind my back. Seriously though, why do all the secrets so far involve shit?Sometimes when I'm sick or I've eaten a lot of Mexican food I make a toilet paper maxipad for my ass so I don't fart and accidentally shit in my pants.
That's what they refer to as a @Chunky Stool...Im taking a shit,or trying to. Im really constipated, feels like im pushing extra thick peanut butter out of my ass. I think I actually feel peanuts.. every time I clench my asshole to cut the log it feels, I guess, gritty would be the way to describe it.
Suck his dick already.I love your one liners, Tyler.