it's hard not to brag sometimes

went to a party this weekend and the subject of growing came up and biggest idiot there was telling everyone how it was done. of course most of his advice was shit but i didn't want to say anything to give myself up. how many of you found yourself in the same spot?

Ain't your plants. Ain't your lies. Fuck him. When someone is serious about growing....they aren't going to get serious because some dude at a party blew a bunch of shit out his mouth.

Keep it chill and smoke one in your honor. I hate people like that dude. Wanna hear a leg jerker? My step mom is like that dude. Yet she's been growing "for 12 years" and still gets shit for crop and won't listen to me. She told me that 3000 watts was to many lumens for vegging 10 plants...

all the fucking time. I swear some of the stupid things I've heard....

"What you do is you pour the bong water into a bowl made of tin foil, put the seed in, wrap it up, bury it, and that's how Hydro is grown." I wanted to slap the shit out of the guy that told me that.

Louis541 said:

all the fucking time. I swear some of the stupid things I've heard....

"What you do is you pour the bong water into a bowl made of tin foil, put the seed in, wrap it up, bury it, and that's how Hydro is grown." I wanted to slap the shit out of the guy that told me that.

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Your joking. Thats a funny one. You got me......................

GanJulia said:

Your joking. Thats a funny one. You got me......................

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Nope, I swear to you. He said it with a straight face too.

Louis541 said:

Nope, I swear to you. He said it with a straight face too.

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BWahahahahahahaha Hilarious

lol, either retarded or been practicing that straight face for awhile (maybe a fellow grower just fucking with people)

how was the rest of his convoes?

Louis541 said:

all the fucking time. I swear some of the stupid things I've heard....

"What you do is you pour the bong water into a bowl made of tin foil, put the seed in, wrap it up, bury it, and that's how Hydro is grown." I wanted to slap the shit out of the guy that told me that.

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Don't forget you gotta continue to water it with bong water dude. Or it won't be hydro anymore.

this guy wasn't that bad, but if he heard this advice he would of eaten it up.

Louis541 said:

all the fucking time. I swear some of the stupid things I've heard....

"What you do is you pour the bong water into a bowl made of tin foil, put the seed in, wrap it up, bury it, and that's how Hydro is grown." I wanted to slap the shit out of the guy that told me that.

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fuck ma i hate people like that they talk straight bullshit and kills my high
they never grown a plant but there 'pros'

superconfident people are usually borderline retards.

wanabe said:

fuck ma i hate people like that they talk straight bullshit and kills my high
they never grown a plant but there 'pros'

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Even worse if they HAVE grown plants before.

Nah, he definately wasn't a grower. One time we were smoking a J and I mentioned white widow and he told me about his "Homie who grows mad weed"

He said this guy asked him to help pick the buds. "And there was a mountain of herb by the time we were done, he told me I could grab two handfuls and keep it. I got so high that night." I immediately thought. 'that night?..." and asked him if he smoked it then. He said "Yeah, we went in and smoked a blunt of it right then" me, knowing damn well the blunt wouldn't even of stayed lit, so my bullshit alarm was on full blast. I told him 'damn bro, that stuff must of been sweet. i can't believe you guys smoked it so fresh. I'm jealous. And I started dropping hints like 'i've always heard you gotta let it dry out a little bit. his response? "Yea, he told me i would of got higher if I waited a couple hours."

Bahahahahahahaha. I know there are more stories about this guy. Please indulge me!

i just laugh and let them finish their bullshit rant, its better to leave the subject untouched, and have yourself a laugh. whats the point of correcting the dude? lmao.

Kodank Moment said:

Bahahahahahahaha. I know there are more stories about this guy. Please indulge me!

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there's plenty more, but none that i can think of at the moment. i've pent the last couple years trying to forget him. Lol. If any more pop into my head i'll post em up. This guy also reminded me of "Scumbag steve" I just did a thread about that guy the other day. I think you posted in it.

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She told me that 3000 watts was to many lumens for vegging 10 plants...

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Dunno about "too many" but 3000w seems like overkill or a waste to me for 10 plants. I do a lot more with a lot less.

tet1953 said:

Dunno about "too many" but 3000w seems like overkill or a waste to me for 10 plants. I do a lot more with a lot less.

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She is a fan of the bigger the better.

She said they wouldn't grow well with 3000w. To much. It'd make em grow slower. I can continue with her flawed logic....but I think you get the point.

I was at a party, dude was telling everyone about how he grows mad weed, and sells it all and some b/s you could tell he talked out of his ass with the pothead crowd... then I rolled up some joints and he was like, 'oh no i don't smoke anymore' I'm like oh. OK riiiiight, grow and sell mad weed, but get nervous around the joint? Sure dude


I just let people keep talking, and talking... not worth the effort on my part

Louis541 said:

He told me about his "Homie who grows mad weed"

"Yea, he told me i would of got higher if I waited a couple hours."

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Requesting more tales of your conversations with his guy. Louis, we're gonna need ya to go ahead and be-friend him. Talk him up, and get him to sign up to RIU so we all have a crack at em.